Ya know them dogs could hook Garth up to a wagon and then put that carrot on a string and tie the other end to a stick.
Guess he can't read, the dogs would hitch him to the wagon.Hey, that's probably your most intelligent post yet. Just think of all the gas I could save. Instead of yelling out giddyup, all I'd need to do is yell out CAT! & watch that wagon fly.