[Garth]

Have I just missed her, is she on vacation? Hopefully she is on Spring break and isn't just avoiding me!

Who could blame her if she was?

 

[Garth]

HEY!!! Now your just messing with me- can't you find a troll or someone else to bug!

Sorry but all the trolls have gone AWOL so that just leaves you for my amusement.

 

[Garth]

Don't worry I won't leave (at least not forever). However, if I do I'll have to make a dramatic post first

If you do, make sure it runs into at least 20 pages or else it will be considered a failure according to JL standards.