[emccase]

Here's the deal: if you want to find out what it is you REALLY need, what that mysterious something is in your life that has been lacking, put Google to the test. Go to Google and type - (your FIRST name) needs. And don't cheat by looking for the one you like best; just take the first link Google gives you.


Emily needs- Nit Wits Annonymous.
(Wha? I always get screwed with these things LOL)

 

[AbbyandMolly]

Stacey needs--Bradley. (hey if Bradley is a good lookin' guy my age I'm down with that)

oh and I did my brother just for kicks and it cracked me up
Michael needs--help...now!!!

 

[rexduke]

Michelle needs- your help

lol

no really I'm OK I don't need any help.

 

[Princess Zoe]

Well I did mine. OMG!
Plastic Pam Needs Sperm Donor

 

[my2labs]

Jackie needs Friends but i thought i had plenty unless it's friends with benefits.

 

[Chester B. Dickens]

Dan needs to overcome himself.

Wow. I thought I had to learn to leave myself alone......

 

[JacobAlthea&Tatum]

Jennifer needs a smack daddy.

 

[WeHeartLabs]

Susan needs to marry an ugly millionaire

Apparently, I need to marry an ugly millionaire ROTF
http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionair...om/beautiful-women-seeking-wealthy-men-W3.htm

 

[imported_luke and taylor]

Jason needs a Pismo

I had no idea what a pismo was. I bet Lindsey would have known.

 

[amazongold]

Jackie needs ... a friend

Bill needs ... big changes ???

 

[kaisdad]

Cameron needs facial surgery after collision.

 

[Charla]

Doh!

Charla needs to understand that there are rules fro everthing you do so Charla needs to stop that stupid mouth of hers.

:-[

ETA: I just did my husband's too....

'John' Needs Operation After Hooker Bites Penis For Non-Payment

 

[imported_Shanna]

Shanna needs a temporary husband, and quickly.

Loren needs to go on a diet.

Maddy needs a hug and a kiss from a guy.

Savannah needs more volunteers for maintenance.

Alexa needs to be taken with a grain of salt.

 

[Jinx]

Well the first one that is short and sweet is the fourth one. The first three either don't say in the summary or are so long you need to open the link because they don't finish.

So, Kelli needs some nookie.

 

[imported_Melissa]

Melissa needs to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead

Sounds good to me. I really do need to leave this office before I throw someone, or myself, out a window.

 

[MidwestGirl]

Shelly needs A LOT OF SPACE!! ;D

 

[emccase]

OMG these are too funny ;D

 

[mattgusmum]

Janice needs .....help

I like my middle son's better:

Joe needs.......your help to find his broccili

 

[JollyMolly]

Laurie desperately needs the attention, care and support of the government.

 

[Ender's Mom]

Lindsay needs space dammit

ROFLMAO...

And.. uh.. what's this about me knowing what a Pismo is?