[TrappersMom]

Abby! Dis is tr..tr...trawmatic! Hoo boy! Good ting you was hangin onto da ball-y! I bet he was affer da ball-y, too! An did yore mommy do dis?

'k, so was you tinkin sweet tawts afore you went to seep? Did you bern a labender cannel? Chek in, 'k?

 

[TrappersMom]

Oh Abby, we is releebed you dint suffers any moshunnill skars from dis trawmadic epsode!!!!! Did you goes bak to da park today? Was da turkey dere?

I tink yore mommy has da rite idee bowt da mash taters!