No pitchurs dis time, sorwwy!
Well, mommy tooked me to da park dis mornin so I culd burn off some energy. An dis time, she let me go inna crweek! Oh boy, dat waz fun! I got all wet an muddy! An it felt all nice an cool since it's warm here in Pee-yay today! But I digrwess.
Wate till you here dis!!!! Dere I waz, mindin' my own bizness, plwayin' ball-y wif mommy.... when da ball-y akkcidentally landed inna corn fiel. So, I mozied myself ober dere to find da bally-y.....an den all ob a sudden mommy sees me haulin' my butt bery fast outta dere.......followed by.......a wile turkey! It was chasin' me! Oh my goo-ness! I was skeered! Den it turned aroun an went back inna corn fiel. Mommy tole me dat maybe it waz a mommy turkey protektin her nest. But guess wot? I nebber drwopped da ball-y! Hahahaha! But now do you fink I will be scarred for life? I hope I don't start dreamin' ob big ole wile turkeys attackin' me. Geesh! I'm gonna go take a liddle nappy now.
Well, mommy tooked me to da park dis mornin so I culd burn off some energy. An dis time, she let me go inna crweek! Oh boy, dat waz fun! I got all wet an muddy! An it felt all nice an cool since it's warm here in Pee-yay today! But I digrwess.
Wate till you here dis!!!! Dere I waz, mindin' my own bizness, plwayin' ball-y wif mommy.... when da ball-y akkcidentally landed inna corn fiel. So, I mozied myself ober dere to find da bally-y.....an den all ob a sudden mommy sees me haulin' my butt bery fast outta dere.......followed by.......a wile turkey! It was chasin' me! Oh my goo-ness! I was skeered! Den it turned aroun an went back inna corn fiel. Mommy tole me dat maybe it waz a mommy turkey protektin her nest. But guess wot? I nebber drwopped da ball-y! Hahahaha! But now do you fink I will be scarred for life? I hope I don't start dreamin' ob big ole wile turkeys attackin' me. Geesh! I'm gonna go take a liddle nappy now.