[IzzyLucyWillie]

We have so many Guest visit these days..........

 

[BoatDog]

I'd rather they see homey than fake!

 

[MidwestGirl]

here I made a cake...someone else can bring the ice cream

 

[IzzyLucyWillie]

here I made a cake...someone else can bring the ice cream

We know which MEMBER peddles that!
True....Homey is much better then FAKE

 

[theoconbrio]

Mysterious. This sounds like a job for Nancy Drew.

Or Fidel Castro. I constantly mix those two up.

 

[IzzyLucyWillie]

Mysterious. This sounds like a job for Nancy Drew.

pfft, if it's like the last mystery, Scooby Doo could figure that one out

 

[MidwestGirl]

Or Scrappy Doo

 

[Wendy]

Mysterious. This sounds like a job for Nancy Drew.

Or Fidel Castro. I constantly mix those two up.

Remember Nancy is the one w/ a beard. It's easy to get confused.

 

[JollyMolly]

Everything is not as it seems.

 

[theoconbrio]

Everything is not as it seems.

Hey! Everything is not as it seems only when *I* say "everything is not as it seems," sister. Don't you everything-is-not-as-it-seems *me*!

 

[Jinx]

i love having guests over unless they come in and take a crap in your living room.

 

[theoconbrio]

i love having guests over unless they come in and take a crap in your living room.

First of all, I already apologized to you for that. Second, you were the one who served the burritos.

 

[Jinx]

First of all, I already apologized to you for that. Second, you were the one who served the burritos.

*mentally takes burritos off the guest menu.

 

[amazongold]

Hey! Everything is not as it seems only when *I* say "everything is not as it seems," sister. Don't you everything-is-not-as-it-seems *me*!

When were you voted the "seems" keeper? Did I miss a vote? ****, I miss everything!

 

[Jinx]

should have used appears instead of seems...loophole.

 

[Garth]

*mentally takes burritos off the guest menu.

Well that explains it. Who the hell wants stinking burritos with their coffee?

Now if you served up cheesecake ...............

 

[Jinx]

Well that explains it. Who the hell wants stinking burritos with their coffee?

Now if you served up cheesecake ...............

what kind of hostess serves cheesecake for dinner? coffee and cheesecake is dessert.

 

[blacklabparent]

Or Scrappy Doo

Or Napoleon Bonaparte.

 

[kaisdad]

Napoleon had an inferiority complex. He was also batshit crazy.

This place could use new drapes.

 

[blacklabparent]

Did I say Bonaparte? I meant Dynamite. "GOSH!"