Everybody runs around on the island. Sawyer hates that Juliette is back; he doesn't trust her. Sayid makes her talk by schmearing fish-guts all over her face. She admits that Craphole Island is the site of a reality TV show put together by Mark Burnette. Shannon/Boone/Eko/Michael/Walt/Paolo/Nikki haven't been killed or sent somewhere else -- they've merely been voted off.
Hurley wins the million dollars. When handling the check, he gets a paper cut, develops hepatitis, and dies.
Locke forges Hurley's signature, cashes the check, and retires in Boca Raton. He hires his dad as a pool boy and torments him mercilessly.
The Monster strikes a deal with Fox, replacing Paula Abdul as the 'middle' judge on next season's AI. Simon quits in a huff when Monster gets more fan-mail than he does. Carson Kressley replaces Simon, and AI goes on to its biggest ratings ever.