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Toilet Pain

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is
heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that,
another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The
bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk
is screaming.

" What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells.
"You're scaring my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the
drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up
and squeezes the hell out of my nuts."

" The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says,
"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
 

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