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Today's Morning Walk Find for March 11, 2009
by Theo
Hey, everybody! Today I found an ENTIRE SALMON HEAD in the parking strip! We were about half a block from the grocery store; I bet somebody didn't close the lid on the trash after they cleaned out the fish counter! I could hardly believe my eyes. I was really stealthy, though--I just very subtly scooped my head down and picked it up. But it was really huge so I couldn't get it all in my mouth, and then the guy started yelling "OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT!" I just clamped my jaws down tighter, like I usually do, but then he was REALLY UNFAIR. He grabbed my collar with one hand, and with the other hand he slid a finger in my jaw hinge, and it just popped open and the fish fell out.
So I didn't get to eat it. But it sure tasted good!
Stay tuned for what I find tomorrow! I love living in the city!
Today's Morning Walk Find for March 11, 2009
by Theo
Hey, everybody! Today I found an ENTIRE SALMON HEAD in the parking strip! We were about half a block from the grocery store; I bet somebody didn't close the lid on the trash after they cleaned out the fish counter! I could hardly believe my eyes. I was really stealthy, though--I just very subtly scooped my head down and picked it up. But it was really huge so I couldn't get it all in my mouth, and then the guy started yelling "OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT!" I just clamped my jaws down tighter, like I usually do, but then he was REALLY UNFAIR. He grabbed my collar with one hand, and with the other hand he slid a finger in my jaw hinge, and it just popped open and the fish fell out.
Stay tuned for what I find tomorrow! I love living in the city!