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1. Name something you use in the shower"
Shampoo

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.

Pads
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield

Bird poop


4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
Gum

5. Name another word for blemish.

Flaw

6. Name something you cook in the microwave.
Popcorn
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
Piano


8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
She's rich!

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
Farts

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
Hearing

11.Name something a boy scout gets a badge for.
First aid


12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.

Honey, I'm Home!!

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
Hockey



14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day
Give a pop quiz




15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
Buzzard


16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
Sock

17. Name something which gets smaller the more you use it.
Candle
 

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1. Name something you use in the shower
SOAP

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
TIGHTS (?)

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield
DEAD BUGS

4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
CONDOMS

5. Name another word for blemish.
ZIT

6. Name something you cook in the microwave.
MELT BUTTER

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
DRESSER

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
SHE'S A MILF

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
JUMPS UP

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
?

11.Name something a boy scout gets a badge for.
?

12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.
HOME SWEET HOME

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
BOXING

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day
SEND THEM TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE

15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
GOOSE

16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
SKIVS

17. Name something which gets smaller the more you use it.
SOAP
 

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1. Name something you use in the shower"
Louffa (sp?)

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.

Gold Bond Powder
3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield

Ice

4. Name something a man might buy before a date.

Gas

5. Name another word for blemish.

Pimple

6. Name something you cook in the microwave.
???
7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.

Entertainment Center


8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.

Her sexual peak is 40!

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.

Sniffs crotches

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.

Drug

11.Name something a boy scout gets a badge for.

Cooking


12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.

Home is where the heart is.

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.

Football



14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day

Tell them they flunked the test.




15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.

Crow!


16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.

Glove

17. Name something which gets smaller the more you use it.

Deodorant
Cute!
 

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1. Name something you use in the shower"
A naked women

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
A cup to protect the privates

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield
Imprints of naked boobs



4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
Condom

5. Name another word for blemish.
Zit popper

6. Name something you cook in the microwave.
Warm up the Shakey Thing

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
Sex Swing


8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
She's a Cougar!!!!!!!

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
Humps a hot blond (Although I would not be embarrassed!)

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
Sex Test

11.Name something a boy scout gets a badge for.
starting a fire(can not insult the boy scouts)


12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.
I like to have sex in my home


13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
Can a BJ be considered a sport?



14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day
If she is ugly, bend over and show a boob, if she is hot WOO HOOO




15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
A DoDo Bird(was going to say Tuna, good thing Tuna is not a bird!)


16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
Socks!! - Just make sure it is not a male teenagers socks!

17. Name something which gets smaller the more you use it.

HA HA HA HA HA HA Are you freaking serious!!!!!
Take a guess just one fracking guess
 

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10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.

Drug
Excellent answer! I knew there was a clever answer like this one! My mind went blank. :D
 

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3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield
Imprints of naked boobs
Speak for yourself, pal!
 

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1. Name something you use in the shower
Loofa

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
jock strap

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield
bird poop

4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
flowers

5. Name another word for blemish.
zit

6. Name something you cook in the microwave.
vegetables

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
piano

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
big boobs

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
poops on the floor

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
IQ

11.Name something a boy scout gets a badge for.
camping

12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.
There's no place like home.

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
Hockey

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day
pop quiz

15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
canary

16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
socks

17. Name something which gets smaller the more you use it.
pencil
 

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9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
Hmm.. Letsee... Kisses a confirmation judge? Leaves the ring during off-lead heeling? Jumps a ring-gate during a recall to run all over the grounds, which just happens to be obed instructor's dobe specialty, in front of all her doggie-friends? Runs around the obed instructor's yard for 20 minutes during an off-leash recall ((this little stunt was numerous times))? Eats a leather leash whole? Rolls in poop during obed school beginner class graduation?

I could go on......
 

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1. Name something you use in the shower
water

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
underwear

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield
flyers

4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
chocolates

5. Name another word for blemish.
pimple

6. Name something you cook in the microwave.
a microwave dinner

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
Couch

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
She's hot.

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
humps another dog behind me but in front of my entire hockey team of 12yr old boys.

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
urine

11.Name something a boy scout gets a badge for.
cooking

12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.
Home on the Range

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
Rugby

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day
Show up

15. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
crow

16. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it.
a favorite sweat shirt

17. Name something which gets smaller the more you use it.
a drink.
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