[MidwestGirl]

Santa has crashed the sleigh into a fire hydrant, and Mrs. Claus had to free him with a candy cane. Santa had no comment, calling it “a private matter.”

 

[Garth]

I wonder if it had anything to do with those extracurricular activities during all those late night visits to other women's houses over the years?

 

[MidwestGirl]

The naughty girls??

 

[Clanceycanuck]

That's too funny