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Theo, are you asleep?
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"Wha?"
Theeeee-ooooo! Yoooo hooooo!
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"No, seriously, knock it off."
Awww, lookit that lil' pile of paws. You're so cute!
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"Can't a guy get any sleep around here without being bothered?"
Theo, you haven't shared anything with your JL buds for a long time. Don't you wanna wake up and say hi?
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"Yo."
C'mon, man, the least you could do is sit up and say hi.
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"There. Up. Hi. Can I go back to sleep now?"
No! Tell everybody about your birthday!
"Pssssh. It was, like, TEN DAYS ago. But of course you couldn't be bothered to post then, could you? Because you were too BUSY or something."
Yeah. I'm sorry about that. It has been rather hectic. But it was a pretty good day, wasn't it? Tell them what you did.
"Well, anyway, I got to go for a long walk in the hills, and I got to see my friend Kay, and I got to swim in the lake and chase tennis balls, and there were ducks, and then we came home and I got a MARROW BONE!"
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"You said something about 'locally grown, organic, grass-fed, yadda yadda,' but all I remember was that it was so good I chewed with my mouth open!"
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"Man, I worked on that thing for about three hours. I must say that raw meat and bone does a body good. Can it be my birthday today, too?"
No. But I think I have another one in the freezer. If you're really gooooood...
"I'm good, I'm good!"
'K. Thanks for telling everyone about your FOURTH (!!!) birthday. Sorry we couldn't have done more. I promise I'll make it up to you. You're my best boy, and you mean everything to me, you know that, right?
I think he knows. At least I hope he does.
"Wha?"
Theeeee-ooooo! Yoooo hooooo!
"No, seriously, knock it off."
Awww, lookit that lil' pile of paws. You're so cute!
"Can't a guy get any sleep around here without being bothered?"
Theo, you haven't shared anything with your JL buds for a long time. Don't you wanna wake up and say hi?
"Yo."
C'mon, man, the least you could do is sit up and say hi.
"There. Up. Hi. Can I go back to sleep now?"
No! Tell everybody about your birthday!
"Pssssh. It was, like, TEN DAYS ago. But of course you couldn't be bothered to post then, could you? Because you were too BUSY or something."
Yeah. I'm sorry about that. It has been rather hectic. But it was a pretty good day, wasn't it? Tell them what you did.
"Well, anyway, I got to go for a long walk in the hills, and I got to see my friend Kay, and I got to swim in the lake and chase tennis balls, and there were ducks, and then we came home and I got a MARROW BONE!"
"You said something about 'locally grown, organic, grass-fed, yadda yadda,' but all I remember was that it was so good I chewed with my mouth open!"
"Man, I worked on that thing for about three hours. I must say that raw meat and bone does a body good. Can it be my birthday today, too?"
No. But I think I have another one in the freezer. If you're really gooooood...
"I'm good, I'm good!"
'K. Thanks for telling everyone about your FOURTH (!!!) birthday. Sorry we couldn't have done more. I promise I'll make it up to you. You're my best boy, and you mean everything to me, you know that, right?
I think he knows. At least I hope he does.
