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I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog ........ Duh!

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was
starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before
I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I
went on and on with the bogus diet story, and she was totally buying it. I
told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is
to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
was that why I had ended up in the hospital.




I said no ..... I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a
car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door
 

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bwahahaha!!

Denise, you are too much!! Way too much. Love it!
 
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OMG. Now I would've given my left arm to have been there and seen that lady's face when it finally dawned on her how stupid she must've sounded to be falling for the story that it really was a diet. DUHHHH lady. It's DOGFOOD!!!

hehehehe Denise that was classic!!
 

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Wait! This wasn't me!!! I only wish I were that spontaneous and quick thinking! It's just an e-mail I rec'd. Funny as heck tho!
 

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Denise! You did not! :D :D

That is HYSTERICAL! I want to go shopping with you! :D
 
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