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What we learned last night on Survivor:
Loser, according to Lisi, begins with L. A big-fat L that she makes with her fingers. And waggles around. Loser-loser-loser.
And L just also happens to be the first letter in the name Lisi.
Blabberpuss Lisi has told EVERYONE in her tribe about the hidden idol. And so while she snores away, Mookie/Edguardo/Alex find it rather handily. Again, it's a turtle, but unlike last week, there's no kissing it.
The Ragus and the Dodos face off in a dance-challenge judged by three Fijian experts. The tribe-mates are given 2 hrs of Arthur Murray lessons (are there feetprints in the sand for them to follow? Left-left. Right-right-right. Cha-cha-cha!), and Lisi's forehead isn't high enough to contain her almight eye roll at how DUMB all this is. She can't see the logic in 'gearing up' for challenges and participating with all she's got.
And so the Dodos, led by Earl-Earl the Dancing Machine, win yet again. And they get to send someone to Exile. And it's Lisi.
She blubbers, she huddles in the rain, she dodges thunderbolts in the most karmic payback trip to Exile since Candace went there last season. She HATES it. Wah-wah-wah.
Well, listen, sugarcakes. Maybe if you DID 'gear up' for a challenge and helped your tribe actually WIN ONE, you wouldn't be continually banished there, darlin!
The Dodos enjoy a huge feast and singing and dancing, and Michelle in particular has fun with some of the Fiji tots who have joined the party. She and Earl are tight -- she gives him morning report every day -- and she's gunning (appropriately) for Stacey, worried that they're both interchangeable. I personally don't think she has a thing to worry about -- Michelle's stock is MUCH higher, IMHO, than Stacey's -- but it never hurts to be careful.
IMMUNITY TIME!! The challenge is to hit targets with blowdarts, spears, and finally bow-and-arrow. Edguardo has already laid claim to being 'excellent at archery,' so hopes are high for a Ragu win.
Yao Man, however, another bastion of Dodo awesomeness, runs roughshod over the buff Alpha-males at Ragu. Using brains over brawn, Yao comes through in a BIG way!!
After losing yet again, Lisi has had enough. She wants out, and the rest of the Ragus are happy to oblige, especially Dreamz, with whom there is no love lost on Lisi. 10 minutes prior to leaving for TC, however, she has a change of heart. She wants to remain and play. And besides, DREAMZ is the more serious threat -- as he'll flip over to Cassandra's side once the merge happens. Alex is thrown into an absolute whirlwind over this news, and the tribe tromps off not quite sure what it's going to do.
Except, really, for Dreamz, who knows he's got to use a cholollykee to throw Lisi under the bus before she has a chance to talk her way back into the boys' good graces. He's amazingly effective and evocative at it, too ("I'm the genie, here to grant wishes!"), and the boys follow his lead.
Lisi is sizzled. She and Rocky can console themselves at how STUPID and TALENTLESS their old tribe was, especially now that they're gone.
Loser, according to Lisi, begins with L. A big-fat L that she makes with her fingers. And waggles around. Loser-loser-loser.
And L just also happens to be the first letter in the name Lisi.
Blabberpuss Lisi has told EVERYONE in her tribe about the hidden idol. And so while she snores away, Mookie/Edguardo/Alex find it rather handily. Again, it's a turtle, but unlike last week, there's no kissing it.
The Ragus and the Dodos face off in a dance-challenge judged by three Fijian experts. The tribe-mates are given 2 hrs of Arthur Murray lessons (are there feetprints in the sand for them to follow? Left-left. Right-right-right. Cha-cha-cha!), and Lisi's forehead isn't high enough to contain her almight eye roll at how DUMB all this is. She can't see the logic in 'gearing up' for challenges and participating with all she's got.
And so the Dodos, led by Earl-Earl the Dancing Machine, win yet again. And they get to send someone to Exile. And it's Lisi.
She blubbers, she huddles in the rain, she dodges thunderbolts in the most karmic payback trip to Exile since Candace went there last season. She HATES it. Wah-wah-wah.
Well, listen, sugarcakes. Maybe if you DID 'gear up' for a challenge and helped your tribe actually WIN ONE, you wouldn't be continually banished there, darlin!
The Dodos enjoy a huge feast and singing and dancing, and Michelle in particular has fun with some of the Fiji tots who have joined the party. She and Earl are tight -- she gives him morning report every day -- and she's gunning (appropriately) for Stacey, worried that they're both interchangeable. I personally don't think she has a thing to worry about -- Michelle's stock is MUCH higher, IMHO, than Stacey's -- but it never hurts to be careful.
IMMUNITY TIME!! The challenge is to hit targets with blowdarts, spears, and finally bow-and-arrow. Edguardo has already laid claim to being 'excellent at archery,' so hopes are high for a Ragu win.
Yao Man, however, another bastion of Dodo awesomeness, runs roughshod over the buff Alpha-males at Ragu. Using brains over brawn, Yao comes through in a BIG way!!
After losing yet again, Lisi has had enough. She wants out, and the rest of the Ragus are happy to oblige, especially Dreamz, with whom there is no love lost on Lisi. 10 minutes prior to leaving for TC, however, she has a change of heart. She wants to remain and play. And besides, DREAMZ is the more serious threat -- as he'll flip over to Cassandra's side once the merge happens. Alex is thrown into an absolute whirlwind over this news, and the tribe tromps off not quite sure what it's going to do.
Except, really, for Dreamz, who knows he's got to use a cholollykee to throw Lisi under the bus before she has a chance to talk her way back into the boys' good graces. He's amazingly effective and evocative at it, too ("I'm the genie, here to grant wishes!"), and the boys follow his lead.
Lisi is sizzled. She and Rocky can console themselves at how STUPID and TALENTLESS their old tribe was, especially now that they're gone.
