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I CANNOT WAIT until one of these Survivor dimbulbs digs up Yao's Fauxdol, presents it to Jeff to save their skin, and has him give that Probst look of distain and ask, "What the eff is that?" Oh, PLEEEEZE, somehow let it be Lisi. Please. please. please!!!
Yao, btw, should officially win the mil a) for being just so damned cute and b) for being really eeeeeevil with these whippersnappers. Anyone who wrote him off early on is going to be in for a Yao-smackdown!!
We open with life not much changed for our mixed-up tribes. Dodo is fairly quiet -- without Anthony to boss around 24/7, Rocky is rather like a flint without kindling. Which doesn't mean he doesn't spark at his other teammates, but without Anthony to really get him going, it's all just words in the wind. But there are a LOT of them!!!
Over at Ragu, Earl and Yao conspire to get him the idol, with the notion that Yao will share with Earl if need be. I hope these two go far.
CHALLENGE! Teammates must play flaming jai alai. COOL! The Dodos leap out ahead early, and Mookie makes a slapworthy face at Yao, convinced that he'll suck. And Yao shows him up, scoring a point for Dodo! But in a shocking shock, Ragu wins reward. The all boys club (and I'll throw Lisi in there too, because I'm convinced she pees standing up) goes off to an arcade (!!) for an afternoon of belching, farting, bowling, and pukeing. Rocky continues to grate, berating the 'lightweights' who can't take the sudden influx of calories and alcohol.
Earl is sent to EI. It's meaningless at this point, as Yao has the idol and Earl has learned to be rather comfy in his nest. He renames EI as EARL ISLAND and includes some beach artwork to stake the claim. Huge difference, isn't it? how Earl and Lisi both reacted to EI.
Lisi - THIS SUCKS!!
Earl - Let's draw!
Upon his return, Yao tells Earl that he's found the idol. It's a little turtle that he kisses after jumping (literally!) for joy (he looks like a Price is Right contestant!). He's also a clever little fox - He paints a half-a coconut shell with a smiley face, puts II on the back (in case a genius like Lisi still can't figure it out), rewraps everything in the original packaging, and replants it. Bwahahahahahahah!
Immunity! The teams are blindfolded and must be directed to smack some hanging skulls, collect puzzle pieces, and complete a phrase. Dodo is just so awesome -- Michelle takes a dive off the platform accidently, and just giggles and climbs up again. Ragu has Lisi screaming at them, and finally, Alex can't take it any more and replaces her. Boo, OTOH, replaces Michelle -- and then can't see from the sunglare on the platform!!
Dodo wins, continuing its streak of awesomeness.
Ragu struggles with who to send home. And decides to bring a close to the Mouth that Roared. Rocky is blindsided and sent packing. I wonder how long and loud Anthony will laugh when seeing Rocky show up at the Loserville Hotel??
Yao, btw, should officially win the mil a) for being just so damned cute and b) for being really eeeeeevil with these whippersnappers. Anyone who wrote him off early on is going to be in for a Yao-smackdown!!
We open with life not much changed for our mixed-up tribes. Dodo is fairly quiet -- without Anthony to boss around 24/7, Rocky is rather like a flint without kindling. Which doesn't mean he doesn't spark at his other teammates, but without Anthony to really get him going, it's all just words in the wind. But there are a LOT of them!!!
Over at Ragu, Earl and Yao conspire to get him the idol, with the notion that Yao will share with Earl if need be. I hope these two go far.
CHALLENGE! Teammates must play flaming jai alai. COOL! The Dodos leap out ahead early, and Mookie makes a slapworthy face at Yao, convinced that he'll suck. And Yao shows him up, scoring a point for Dodo! But in a shocking shock, Ragu wins reward. The all boys club (and I'll throw Lisi in there too, because I'm convinced she pees standing up) goes off to an arcade (!!) for an afternoon of belching, farting, bowling, and pukeing. Rocky continues to grate, berating the 'lightweights' who can't take the sudden influx of calories and alcohol.
Earl is sent to EI. It's meaningless at this point, as Yao has the idol and Earl has learned to be rather comfy in his nest. He renames EI as EARL ISLAND and includes some beach artwork to stake the claim. Huge difference, isn't it? how Earl and Lisi both reacted to EI.
Lisi - THIS SUCKS!!
Earl - Let's draw!
Upon his return, Yao tells Earl that he's found the idol. It's a little turtle that he kisses after jumping (literally!) for joy (he looks like a Price is Right contestant!). He's also a clever little fox - He paints a half-a coconut shell with a smiley face, puts II on the back (in case a genius like Lisi still can't figure it out), rewraps everything in the original packaging, and replants it. Bwahahahahahahah!
Immunity! The teams are blindfolded and must be directed to smack some hanging skulls, collect puzzle pieces, and complete a phrase. Dodo is just so awesome -- Michelle takes a dive off the platform accidently, and just giggles and climbs up again. Ragu has Lisi screaming at them, and finally, Alex can't take it any more and replaces her. Boo, OTOH, replaces Michelle -- and then can't see from the sunglare on the platform!!
Dodo wins, continuing its streak of awesomeness.
Ragu struggles with who to send home. And decides to bring a close to the Mouth that Roared. Rocky is blindsided and sent packing. I wonder how long and loud Anthony will laugh when seeing Rocky show up at the Loserville Hotel??
