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The last time you took your kids to a Monster Truck pull, the parking attendants directed you right onto the stadium racetrack.

~ When you replaced your tires, Goodyear stock went up five dollars a share for the quarter.

~ Your garage is larger than your house.

~ One of those "Oversize Load" escort trucks has to precede you down the interstate.

~ Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing."

~ Before you go out, you have to file for a parade permit.

~ You're the first one in your neighborhood to own a 2004 Halliburton-Rolling House S-Class twin-turbo.

~ It has its own gravitational field and has drawn a Geo Metro into orbit.

~ There are two successful Starbucks franchises located in the back.

~ It doubles as a carport for your Taurus.

~ It's great for soccer moms, since the back seat folds down into an entire field, complete with goals.

~ You need a Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver's seat.

~ Your buddy riding shotgun is in a different time zone.

~ Mortgage payment = $2200. Texaco card payment = $2201.

~ You get a letter from Hans Blix demanding that it be dismantled immediately because it qualifies as a WMD.

~ The fuel gauge doubles as a fan.
 

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I can't help but laugh when I see a woman driving one of the giant ass trucks. Some of them look completely ridiculous! :laugh:
 

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SU wants me to get a Tahoe. I said it was too big, too expensive and gas would put us into the poor house. My Trailblazer is big enough.
 

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Outside of having a large family, or maybe there are some work reasons some folks would need one, I really cannot see the reason to have a huge SUV. Besides, I'd bet gas will eventuially get sky high again and I wouldn't be able to feed it!
 

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:laugh: My parents have a GMC Envoy XL. Holy crap that thing is HUGE and just eats up the gas.

We got it because there are 4 of us plus we have dogs and need somewhere to put our stuff when we go on vacation...

but seriously, parking that thing is HILARIOUS. ;)
 

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:laugh: :laugh: Hey I loved my Tahoe when I had it!! :embarrass: :embarrass: We now have 2 trucks, my jeep and a new car- were doing our best to stimulate the economy!! :laugh: :laugh: We are in the process of trying to sell one of the trucks :gum:
 
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