It was da mousie fer shure!
Lemme dreck yer tenshun ta "Eggzibit A," da firstes' pichur inna fotografickle essay. Note dat da udder side ob da pore 'fenceless nome is not inna pichur. Notice dat da pore 'fenceless nome is not onna groun', noooooooo, but up inna airs. Dis meens dat sumthin else has ahold ob it. DA SHORT LIL MOUSE who is too sneeky ta git caught by da surbaylince kwipment! Dis is PICHUR PROOF dat Sassy waz jus' resslin da pore 'fenceless nome away from da mouse. Da client is innacint!
Now bout dem flahrpots. Ebrybody knows dat da mousie lubs ta run onna deck an unner da deck an skurry eberywares, wif no regard wotsoebber fer da property ob udders. An it is common nollege dat da mousie makes trubbles alla time so's udders gits blamed (I doesn't hafta remine da court dat eben Mr. Tom Jefferson , da foundin fodder, da awthur ob da Deklerashun ob Inny Pen Dence, da fird preddident ob da Yoonited States, da fodder ob da Yoonybersity ob Verginny, anna author of da Statute ob Verginny fer Religious Freedom, among udder fings so ya see she's in good compny, had a run-in wif da mouse). Dese oberturned flahrpots has da wurk ob da mouse all ober dem. Girruls like da 'fendant Miz Sassy niffs da purty flahrs (an okay, sometimes eats dem), but dey leebs da pots alone. Dis is common nollege, too.
Derefore, DA MOUSIE DID IT. Da fence rests. Case closed. Dat's a wrap. Hi paws all aroun. Let's do lunch.
Yore fren,
Maggie