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G'day all,

Found this on a news site, and thought you'd get a laugh from it - I certainly did. :p
Link to News Article

Teen paints 18m penis on parents' roof

A British teenager who painted an 18-metre penis on the roof of his parents' $2 million mansion has been exposed one year after he completed the mischievous artwork.

Rory McInnes, 18, took his inspiration from the Cerne Abbas Giant fertility symbol in Dorset and decided to make his family's Berkshire home stick out, The Sun reports.

Armed with a tin of paint last year, he climbed onto the newly completed roof of his parents' Berkshire house and painted the mammoth appendage, hoping the house would stand out on web-based satellite software.

But 12 months later his cover was blown when a helicopter pilot began flying passengers over the residence to take photos.

Parents Andy and Clare McInnes were shocked when they were contacted about their adorned roof.

"There’s no way there’s a 60ft (18m) phallus on top of my house," Mr McInnes was quoted as saying.

Mrs McInnes, 49, was more concerned about the Cerne Abbas symbol. Couples often have sex near the symbol in the hope of conceiving.

"We don’t want any more children, so the idea of sleeping under a giant fertility symbol is rather worrying," she said.

Rory, who is currently in Brazil, will be removing his painting when he arrives home, according to his parents
Cheers,

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Absolutely brilliant!
 

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:D I can't believe he was able to keep his secret. He must have spent every day wondering when he was going to get busted! :D
 

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Certainly would get a rise out of a HOA.
 

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I don't blame them for not wanting more kids - sounds like this one is a handful! Fun prank though!
 

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18m? Really?!?!? **snerk**
 

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Oh my! I was wondering how someone could NOT notice, until I saw a picture of the house. I am still surprised it was noticed earlier though!
 

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That's pretty good. The only way they find out was if they needed to do work. We had some kids paint a penis on the sidewalk in our sub last year. IT WILL NOT COME OFF!
 

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That's pretty good. The only way they find out was if they needed to do work. We had some kids paint a penis on the sidewalk in our sub last year. IT WILL NOT COME OFF!
As someone wise once posted long ago: The jokes. They write themselves!
 
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