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>> >> The Horth Whithperer
>> >>
>> >> A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher
>> >> and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
>> >>
>> >> His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
>> >>
>> >> "That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."
>> >> The midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a
>> >> male or female horse.
>> >>
>> >> "A female horth."
>> >> So he shows the midget a prized filly.
>> >>
>> >> "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
>> >> So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the
>> >> once over.
>> >>
>> >> "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?" So he picks the little fella
>> >> up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
>> >>
>> >> "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?"
>> >> The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by
>> >> this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's
>> >> mouth.
>> >>
>> >> "Nithe mouf, can I thee her twat?"
>> >> Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms
>> >> and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's ass,
>> >> pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
>> >>
>> >> The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should
>> >> rephrathe that"
>> >>
>> >> Can I thee her wun awound a
>> >> widdlebit?">> >> The Horth Whithperer
>> >>
>> >> A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher
>> >> and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.
>> >>
>> >> His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
>> >>
>> >> "That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment."
>> >> The midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a
>> >> male or female horse.
>> >>
>> >> "A female horth."
>> >> So he shows the midget a prized filly.
>> >>
>> >> "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
>> >> So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the
>> >> once over.
>> >>
>> >> "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?" So he picks the little fella
>> >> up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
>> >>
>> >> "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?"
>> >> The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by
>> >> this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's
>> >> mouth.
>> >>
>> >> "Nithe mouf, can I thee her twat?"
>> >> Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms
>> >> and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's ass,
>> >> pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
>> >>
>> >> The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should
>> >> rephrathe that"
>> >>
>> >> Can I thee her wun awound a
>> >> widdlebit?"
 
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