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Throw out the old rules, you no longer drink during presidential speeches when the words "nuclear/nucular", "terror/ism/ist", or "9/11" are mentioned.

Drink Every Time Someone Says:

* “Historic”
* “Monumental”
* “Kennedy”
* “Lincoln”
* “Change” (as a noun)
* “Most anticipated inauguration in history”
* The name of a celebrity who thinks their opinion matters.

Drink Every Time:

* Joe Biden’s hairplugs are awkwardly noticeable.
* You see Oprah crying.
* W glances at his watch.
* You see a mediocre looking chick with political aspirations in the crowd.
* Chris Matthews appears to get a boner.
* You see Obama’s face on a t-shirt.
* A white guy pretends to know the words to a Black Eyed Peas song.
* Keith Olbermann comes off as a smug, pretentious *******.
* Someone in the crowd passes out.
* You see a bearded hippie.
* Jesse Jackson takes credit for Obama’s campaign.
* A Fox News correspondent speaks in hushed tones with an air of faux patriotism.
http://nextround.net/2009/01/16/the-inauguration-day-drinking-game/
 

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Well, apparently I need to go buy some alcohol and I'll be drunk in no time!
 

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AbbyandMolly said:
Deb, can there be cookies too?!
Maybe, but a lot of them might get tossed afore this is all said and done with. ;)
 

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dipete said:
I want to get drunk just thinking about it!!  :laugh:
I bought a bunch of Seagram's stock, gonna get rich and won't have to pay no income tax on it.  :laugh:  Oh wait, guess what's his butt finally got caught and paid up. ;)
 

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I have to work in the Work Dept, tuesday, hopin' the local top 40 CW station won't carry anything, Big and Rich and Rascal Flatts are bad enough, would even be worse than the UNL ladies BB game they carried the other night. :gum: :vomit:
 

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You know what I find "funny"? Every single news station that I watched over the weekend sent a correspondent down to cover it. Every single one of them was black. :suspious:
 
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