OMG! Thats the perfect card! And the **** you made me eat!I think I would be rich if I designed true Mother's Day cards.
"What the hell were you thinking Mom? I love you but good grief you were a rotten mother."
"I turned out well despite the **** you put me through."
I was at Meijer buying a card and I felt like such a hypocrite. Oh well, she prolly won't remember I sent her a card anyway.
I think these would actually be pretty profitable. People would think they're jokes.LOL Laura! Yeah, Hallmark needs another little division like the Shoebox cards, just for those like yours. For bad parenting, for good riddance to ex-spouses, etc. Maybe we should go into business!