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I think I would be rich if I designed true Mother's Day cards.

"What the hell were you thinking Mom? I love you but good grief you were a rotten mother."

"I turned out well despite the **** you put me through."
 

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I think I would be rich if I designed true Mother's Day cards.

"What the hell were you thinking Mom? I love you but good grief you were a rotten mother."

"I turned out well despite the **** you put me through."
OMG! Thats the perfect card! And the **** you made me eat!
 

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LOL Laura! Yeah, Hallmark needs another little division like the Shoebox cards, just for those like yours. For bad parenting, for good riddance to ex-spouses, etc. Maybe we should go into business!
 

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OMG Laura, those were too funny!!! LOL!! I think you should make your own card this year. ;)

Mine would say:
"Happy Mother's Day, Mom! Thanks for making me the neurotic freak that I am." or
"Happy Mother's Day, Mom! You truly are the queen of passive-aggressive guilt trips!"
 

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LOL Laura! Yeah, Hallmark needs another little division like the Shoebox cards, just for those like yours. For bad parenting, for good riddance to ex-spouses, etc. Maybe we should go into business!
I think these would actually be pretty profitable. People would think they're jokes.

Personally, I have a very good Mom and MIL, so I'm picking pretty sappy cards.
 
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