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Here's how it works:

the poster has to make a wish,

the next poster has to grant it, but something goes horribly wrong
(Ex: i wish i had a WII. Next poster: Ok you have a WII...but it does not work)

The poster then makes his own wish, and the poster after THEM does as above, and so on.

I'll go first...I wish it was Saturday
 
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okay, you are thin--here is a basket of hostess cupcakes and twinkies...

i wish i were in hawaii
 
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Granted you are in hawaii, however it is Monsoon season,

I wish i was Sunny out
 

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Ok, you're an oscar myer weiner, but you live in a house full of vegans.

I wish I was filthy rich.
 
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Well of course you are filthy rich, but the money is tainted......taint yours, taint mine

I wish I liked to exercise.
 
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Granted, However you live in an apartment and have to climb 10 flights of stairs to get to it.

I wish it was Christmas everyday!
 

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Okay, but that's ALL you know - You've forgotten everything you learned BEFORE turning 20, like potty habits and how to dress yourself.

I wish I could go pick up my SU right now and take her out for an expensive lunch.
 

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You take your SU out for an expensive lunch but you both get food poisoning.

I wish I had a million dollars.
 

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Here's a million bucks, but it's counterfeit.

I wish I could plant my flowers this weekend.
 

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You can plant your flowers this weekend, but the dogs will dig them up :p

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
 

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Texas BBQ for you, but you find a critter in the last bite. :eek:

I wish I could go home and take a nap.
 
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Go home and take your nap --- all day every day because you just got replaced.

I wish I had a maid come to clean my house while I was at work
 

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Oh, she cleaned it alright. Cleaned you out and left the country.

I wish I was lying on the beach with a beer in hand.
 
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Granted..However A Tsunami comes and washes you away.

I wish my creepy neighbor would move away.
 

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Your creepy neighbor moves away but Don Imus moves in.

I wish my husband would get off work early and take me golfing.
 
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