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Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and have a
street business selling exotic sex toys. One of my sisters lives in
Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother also have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana. Now they are financially dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother
is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children in Austin, Texas.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
Longview. She is a part time "working girl". All things considered, my
problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into
the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for
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