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If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct them,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

..Then You Are Probably The Family Dog
 
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ChanceAndCo said:
If you can start the day without caffeine, NO
If you can get going without pep pills, YES
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, YES
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, NOT WITHOUT BORING THEM WITH PET STORIES
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, DEPENDS ON THE FOOD
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, YES
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, NOPE
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct them, DEPENDS ON THE FRIEND
If you can conquer tension without medical help, YES
If you can relax without liquor, NOPE (WELL, DEPENDS ON THE DAYS DUTIES!)
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, YES

..Then You Are Probably The Family Dog
 
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