[Chester B. Dickens]

...and wiping it somewhere gross.

And I may move my package around.

And then gas out of both ends....

Too much estrogen on the board today -- waxing, bras, make-at-home meals.

Anyone want a cigar? Or a beer? And can we turn up the sound on the Stooges?

 

[MidwestGirl]

;D go to the caption thread!!! ;D

 

[jzgrlduff]

HA!!! ;D

 

[Guest]

***Scratches balls***
Where is my f'in beer?

 

[Guest]

classy

 

[regarese]

Can I get a beer after my waxing??

 

[CoCosMom]

Can I get a beer after my waxing??

I'd need one before!



HEY - why the heck is meal preparation a female thing?!?! HMMMMMM????? *stands with hands on hips*

 

[Chester B. Dickens]

Can I get a beer after my waxing??

I'd need one before!



HEY - why the heck is meal preparation a female thing?!?! HMMMMMM????? *stands with hands on hips*

Because to a man, meal prep is a bologna sandwich, eaten over the sink.

 

[regarese]

HEY - why the heck is meal preparation a female thing?!?! HMMMMMM????? *stands with hands on hips*

YEAH!!

 

[imported_delmonico]

HEY - why the heck is meal preparation a female thing?!?! HMMMMMM????? *stands with hands on hips*

If it is why am I makin' home made bread right now. :

 

[Labs4life]

...and wiping it somewhere gross.

And I may move my package around.

And then gas out of both ends....

Too much estrogen on the board today -- waxing, bras, make-at-home meals.

Anyone want a cigar? Or a beer? And can we turn up the sound on the Stooges?

I'm all man here. I bought a new chainsaw this weekend . I hung out with the guys talking about synthetic bar oil versus petroleum based oils. Yep,it's got a 42cc engine,18 inch bar ,auto oiler. A real manly saw! Of course I had to return it. My wife didn't like the color.

 

[CoCosMom]

HEY - why the heck is meal preparation a female thing?!?! HMMMMMM????? *stands with hands on hips*

If it is why am I makin' home made bread right now. :

Do you plan to make a bologna sandwich with that bread?

I'm all man here. I bought a new chainsaw this weekend . I hung out with the guys talking about synthetic bar oil versus petroleum based oils. Yep,it's got a 42cc engine,18 inch bar ,auto oiler. A real manly saw! Of course I had to return it. My wife didn't like the color.

Of course! It needs to match your steel-toed boots and protective eyewear!

 

[imported_delmonico]

No bologna samwhiches with it in my house. Most of it though is going to the neighbors house as a return for the fine work they did at my house this winter with their snow blower. ;D Fried taters and sausage for me tonight. ;D

 

[Guest]

classy

Again, a tongue in cheek post. I seriously doubt Dan is picking his nose and wiping it somewhere, although I have no doubt he eats bologna sandwiches over the kitchen sink! lol

 

[Chester B. Dickens]

classy

Again, a tongue in cheek post. I seriously doubt Dan is picking his nose and wiping it somewhere, although I have no doubt he eats bologna sandwiches over the kitchen sink! lol

Don't speak for me!! I'm perfectly able to speak for myself: I have, in fact, wiped my green jewel on the seam of my boxer shorts, which, matched with a wife-beater and a pair of gray gym socks, is all I'm wearing right now and have been since Friday. ;D

 

[tuckersmom]

*Hands on hips*

You makin' fun of my thread???

I have yet to meet a straight male that doesn't want a large-busted woman in sexy bra. Fine then, I'll go back to my Women in Songs album and needlework.

*Stomps out of thread in a huff*

;D

 

[Guest]

Well then, my mistake.

 

[Chester B. Dickens]

I have yet to meet a straight male that doesn't want a large-busted woman in sexy bra.

Yes, but lose the bra.

 

[imported_delmonico]

"Remember anything more than a mouthful is wasted." From some comedy album from the 1970's. ;D

 

[tuckersmom]

*rubs hands together*
I seem to have tainted Dan's testosteron-y thread ...

Or did I fuel it?

Shoot.