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In sellybrashun ob da bertible's return, we went ta da Mickey D's fer ICE CREAM. So ta fank eberbody fer da good bivrashuns anna prayers fer da welfare ob da pore lil bertible, I habs perpared a pichur stowy. We nos how much eberbody lubs a good stowy! So wifout furder adoo, here's:

MAGGIE'S 'STRUCKSHUNS ON HOW TA EAT A ICE CREAM CONE! YAAAAAAAY!

Ooh, ICE CREAM! Yummy! Start likkin atta tippy top.


Den start slurpin da sides....


Til it starts ta leeeeeeeeen ober....


den CHOMP! Off wif da top ob it!


Keep likkin...


anna likkin...


anna likkin waaaaaaaay down inna cone.


Den CHOMP! agin! Dis time onna top ob da cone!


Dat gits ya ta anudder layer ob da yummy center!


Den likk sum more...


Den yore bery brabe mom will take da paper off an hold da teensy boddom ob da cone so's you kin CHOMP! it agin...


an agin...


Den ya gotta clean up ebery lil bit wot's leff on yer mom's fingers.


Den it's time ta go home!



So dat's my stowy ob da twip ta da Mickey D's an Maggie's UpARRRROOOOOObed Meffid ob ICE CREAM Cone Consumpshun!

O! An dat's not a bib I's wearin'. Dat's my seat belt. Gotta be safe at all times!

Yore fren,
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Oh Maggie! You got yur bertible back! Dis is da mose wunnerful newz!

ANNA YOU GOT TO GO TO MICKEY D'S AN GET ICE CRWEAM!!!!!

Fank you for showin' us yur approoobed mefid of eatin' ice crweam! You are debinitley an expert!

Me an mommy are smilin' dis big < > from lookin' at yur pitchurs!

I guess da Lord ob da VW serbice peeps reely herd our prwayers!
 

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Yep, Abby, we gots her back, but she's not fixeded yet. We put a pupdate onna bertible fred.

Dat's okay, doh, cos she dribes an rides jus' fine! Dis is cos ob yer lubley prayers, I's shure.

Glad you likeded da pichur stowy.

Yore fren,
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That's a v ery good story Maggie. We're drooling here! If our Mom ever lets us have ice cream we'll know exactly how to eat it.

And we're soo glad the bertible is back even though it has to go back to the Dr. again when it's parts gets here. That's funny isn;t it? We come with all our parts. Wonder why the bertible doesn't?

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wot a wonnerful pitchur stowry maggie. momma is wif miss michele onna how come yor not making a mess. we gets our ice cweam inna bowl. next time ill telling momma dat i wanna a cone like you gots. yummy
 

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HB, I was wundrin da same zack fing! Den I got wurried... wot if yer fren Maggie needs sum spare parts? Where will we git dem? Den my mom said don't wurry, so I stoppeded an now I feels much bedder.

Mugsy, I don't reely drool. I pants alots when I'm 'cited, an when I's inna bertible goin somewheres I drips a lil (cos da bertible is BIG FUN!), but no reel droolin. My mom sez it's like swettin. ??? She sez, "Ladies don't swet, dey glissens!" So I don't drool, I drips, wot leebs lil roun spots onna dashbored ob da bertible. Maybe we needsta find a bedder wurd den "drips," huh?

An HB, don't feel bad. My mom let it slip ta Dr. Liz one time dat I lubs da Mickey D's ICE CREAM, an Dr. Liz made dis face: :eek: an she sed, "Don't tell me dat!" So my mom said, "Ya din't hear it from me!" Dr. Liz is reely, reely helfy an inta da diet anna runnin an stuff, fer peeps AN pups!

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O Bear, we din't see yer post!

One fing I fergot ta menshun is dat ya gotta habs a good, well-twained 'sistant when yer eatin' da ICE CREAM. Da 'sistant's gotta be able ta turn da cone jus' so so's you kin lick aroun 'til ya gits dat blob onna top wot ya CHOMPS! Anna 'sistant's gotta reely, reely trust ya not ta CHOMP dere fingers when ya gits ta da cone! Udder den dat, itsa peece ob cake... or ICE CREAM... wotebber!

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Maggie I tink dis is da most wunnerfulestest way to selbrate da retern ob dabertible- a twip to Mickey Ds for da ICe CREAM! An dis is da mostest wunnerfullest 'strukshuns on how to eat da ICE CREAM. Which, mommy says, since der is NO WAY da chomping wood be limited to da jus da cone in dis howse, it looks like we is not gonna be gettin cones anytime soon.

An ifn Dr. Liz says anyting, jus show her da pitchers ob you inna Grate Rover Rode Run, AN da BLOO ribbin you won for bein da fassess onna treebs!
 

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Maggie...dis is a most wunnerful pichur stowy... ans it is filled wif bery good direkshuns for boff us pups ans speshally for da sistants. We habs neber twied da ice cweam cones eeder...sumpin bout mommie wantin to keep alla her fingers ::)
 

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YUMMY ICE CWEEM!!!! Maggie you is an expert onna eatin' ice cweem! Ans you gots to eat it inna 'bertible! What a wonderfullest day! :)
 

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Yo Dudette!

Awesome pictures and wonderful instructions. Gotta get Momma to get us some ice cream cones!

Later Gators!

Zeb Man
 
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