[jzgrlduff]

I go home for the weekend, come back here and it takes me over 2 hours to catch up on. WTH happened?!
Wow. You guys bored over the weekend or what?

 

[MidwestGirl]

shock and awe

 

[Garth]

I would respectfully suggest if it took you over 2 hours to catch up, 'tis you who has boredom issues girl!

 

[jzgrlduff]

HA Garth!
JL is my first stop on Monday mornings. That, and catching up on my work emails and eating breakfast. So - the 2 hours was all three of those.

 

[dweck]

It's Nance's fault. With her not around, folks apparently went a little wild.

<<removes tee-pee from the training threads; uses fire extinguisher to put out flaming bag of doo on the doorstep of the obed section>>

~~sigh~~

 

[Denny]

Yup. Apparently I don't have a lab and need to get off bob prs lawn.

 

[Jinx]

Yup. Apparently I don't have a lab and need to get off bob prs lawn.

this will come as a shock to teddy. they are always the last to know.

 

[Denny]

It was he pooped 4 ounces and peed 1.5 ounces when his usual is half that.

 

[IzzyLucyWillie]

what was the consistency?

 

[Denny]

Firm but a tab slimey much like the slime coat of a north american chanel catfish

 

[Champsmom]

what was the consistency?

Soft, hard, mudpie like, runny, light, dark, mucous?
Could you roll it up in a ball?

 

[Garth]

what was the consistency?

See through. holy crap? get it?

*Runs out of thread before the bible bashers come after him*

 

[Garth]

I just find it amusing that holy & crap are finally being used together in the same sentence.

 

[IzzyLucyWillie]

no ones biting today Garth, what else you got?

 

[Garth]

no ones biting today Garth, what else you got?

Depends what ya want.

 

[Di]

It was he pooped 4 ounces and peed 1.5 ounces when his usual is half that.

Oh my holy hell What about the consistency! oops saw the ? was already asked!!

 

[Di]

I just find it amusing that holy & crap are finally being used together in the same sentence.

Hey Garth did you know that a joke isn't funny if you have to point out the punch line! Just saying

 

[Garth]

Hey Garth did you know that a joke isn't funny if you have to point out the punch line! Just saying

Yeah but you have to help out those poor souls who abide by the 11th commandment. They'd never get it otherwise.

 

[Allie]

It's still too early in the day to talk about poop....I can't even quote Denny's post because the thought of rolling poop into a ball makes me want to hurl.

 

[Garth]

Meatballs for dinner @ your house tonight?