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It was just so funny, I cut and pasted the whole dang thread and saved it. I felt silly for doing it at the time, but now I'm glad I did. It's not as easy to read as it was then, but I got rid of some of the extra stuff.
ENJOY!
Part I
OtisLab
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(11/30/05 11:50 am)
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Death of a Can Opener
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For our wedding we got one of those nifty handheld can openers that doesn't leave any sharp edges.
Jason used it the first time when I wasn't at home. He called me to say "This can opener is HEAVENLY."
He just called me:
"I need help. The Heavenly can opener is broken."
He's very distraught. Please offer a moment of silence for the Heavenly Can Opener.
-Melissa-
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chance72399
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Posts: 3019
(11/30/05 11:52 am)
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*bows head* It never had a chance...
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~Jaime~
MamaDogg
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Posts: 83
(11/30/05 12:26 pm)
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Poor Heavenly Can Opener. It's life has dulled to an end...
remeysmom
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Posts: 481
(11/30/05 12:28 pm)
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Hmm is it under warrenty?
So sorry its broken
Remey'sMom AKA Heather
golfgirlrobin
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Posts: 877
(11/30/05 12:29 pm)
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And so young. (Bowing head in respect.)
ourTrinity
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Posts: 15154
(11/30/05 12:30 pm)
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*ding*
~Becca~
Jinx
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Posts: 5366
(11/30/05 12:30 pm)
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Rest in pieces....
Katy
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Posts: 4543
(11/30/05 12:31 pm)
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ezSupporter
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It was so young.
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-Katy from Arizona(a.k.a Rorybaby),momma to Rory D. Dogg and Rio D. Dogg and Mike D. Catt and Murphy D. Catt****
kaedesmon
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Posts: 2759
(11/30/05 12:45 pm)
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ezSupporter
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Can opener Heaven has a new angel today.
Vicki
SlavetoNellie
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Posts: 938
(11/30/05 12:52 pm)
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I saw those at Bed, Bath and Beyond the other day so maybe Santa will bring you a new one- I hope, I hope, I hope
Taffys Mom
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Posts: 9850
(11/30/05 1:54 pm)
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ezSupporter
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I think the other regular can opener in the draw did it! Got jealous you know!
Denise
Lawn Guyland, Nu Yawk
chance72399
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Posts: 3028
(11/30/05 1:56 pm)
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what a vicious little can opener...i think someone needs to throw it in the recycle bin to show it a lesson.
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~Jaime~
Kais Dad
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(11/30/05 2:12 pm)
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Oh, little can opener, we hardly knew you.
Cameron, Kai & Samm
North Vancouver, BC
Canada
TheoConBrio
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Posts: 1101
(11/30/05 2:25 pm)
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That makes me really sad.
Umm, hey guys, what happens to the can openers when they die? Do they go to can opener heaven? What's it like? Do they still have to open cans? And what about the cans? Are they mad at the can openers for opening them? Where do they go? Guys?
nathan
owned and operated by
theo (morgan's theo con brio, CGC)
sitali
Junior Member
Posts: 3244
(11/30/05 2:41 pm)
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ezSupporter
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Umm, hey guys, what happens to the can openers when they die? Do they go to can opener heaven? What's it like? Do they still have to open cans? And what about the cans? Are they mad at the can openers for opening them? Where do they go? Guys?
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If it's been a really good can opener, it will come back as an electric model.
OtisLab
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Posts: 4658
(11/30/05 2:43 pm)
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You guys are too funny.
-Melissa-
dweck
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Posts: 7360
(11/30/05 2:44 pm)
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ezSupporter
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They go to the Canbow Bridge where the grass is green and the sky is blue and every can has a pop-top opener, and they live in bliss until their owners arrive and they cross into heaven together.
DAN, WESLEY, SU & 3 DWECKETTES: SEPenna.
TheoConBrio
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Posts: 1104
(11/30/05 3:00 pm)
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They go to the Canbow Bridge where the grass is green and the sky is blue and every can has a pop-top opener, and they live in bliss until their owners arrive and they cross into heaven together.
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All of the cans with torn-off tops are whole again, and the can openers with rust and dulled edges and weird crusty stuff in there are restored to their original shininess and sharpness, just as we remember them in dreams of days and times gone by.
The cans and can openers are happy and content, except for one small thing--they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.
They all roll around and open and close, and play together, but the day comes when one stops and stands up on its little metal arms. Suddenly its gears begin spinning at an alarming rate, and it walks, awkwardly but determinedly, toward you, not unlike those hammers in The Wall, but I digress.
You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion. Your hands again caress the beloved gears and sharp teeth of your beloved can opener, and you and you friend open a bigass can of peas, never again to be parted.
nathan
owned and operated by
theo (morgan's theo con brio, CGC)
ENJOY!
Part I
OtisLab
Junior Member
Posts: 4643
(11/30/05 11:50 am)
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Death of a Can Opener
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For our wedding we got one of those nifty handheld can openers that doesn't leave any sharp edges.
Jason used it the first time when I wasn't at home. He called me to say "This can opener is HEAVENLY."
He just called me:
"I need help. The Heavenly can opener is broken."
He's very distraught. Please offer a moment of silence for the Heavenly Can Opener.
-Melissa-
___________________________________________________________
chance72399
Junior Member
Posts: 3019
(11/30/05 11:52 am)
Reply
ezSupporter
Re: Death of a Can Opener
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*bows head* It never had a chance...
************************************
~Jaime~
MamaDogg
Junior Member
Posts: 83
(11/30/05 12:26 pm)
Reply Re: Death of a Can Opener
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Poor Heavenly Can Opener. It's life has dulled to an end...
remeysmom
Junior Member
Posts: 481
(11/30/05 12:28 pm)
Reply Re: Death of a Can Opener
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Hmm is it under warrenty?
So sorry its broken
Remey'sMom AKA Heather
golfgirlrobin
Junior Member
Posts: 877
(11/30/05 12:29 pm)
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And so young. (Bowing head in respect.)
ourTrinity
Junior Member
Posts: 15154
(11/30/05 12:30 pm)
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Re: Death of a Can Opener
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*ding*
~Becca~
Jinx
Junior Member
Posts: 5366
(11/30/05 12:30 pm)
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Re: Death of a Can Opener
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Rest in pieces....
Katy
Junior Member
Posts: 4543
(11/30/05 12:31 pm)
Reply
ezSupporter
Re: Death of a Can Opener
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It was so young.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-Katy from Arizona(a.k.a Rorybaby),momma to Rory D. Dogg and Rio D. Dogg and Mike D. Catt and Murphy D. Catt****
kaedesmon
Junior Member
Posts: 2759
(11/30/05 12:45 pm)
Reply
ezSupporter
Re: Death of a Can Opener
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Can opener Heaven has a new angel today.
Vicki
SlavetoNellie
Junior Member
Posts: 938
(11/30/05 12:52 pm)
Reply Re: Death of a Can Opener
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I saw those at Bed, Bath and Beyond the other day so maybe Santa will bring you a new one- I hope, I hope, I hope
Taffys Mom
Junior Member
Posts: 9850
(11/30/05 1:54 pm)
Reply
ezSupporter
Re: Death of a Can Opener
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I think the other regular can opener in the draw did it! Got jealous you know!
Denise
Lawn Guyland, Nu Yawk
chance72399
Junior Member
Posts: 3028
(11/30/05 1:56 pm)
Reply
ezSupporter
Re: Death of a Can Opener
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what a vicious little can opener...i think someone needs to throw it in the recycle bin to show it a lesson.
************************************
~Jaime~
Kais Dad
Junior Member
Posts: 791
(11/30/05 2:12 pm)
Reply
Re: Death of a Can Opener
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Oh, little can opener, we hardly knew you.
Cameron, Kai & Samm
North Vancouver, BC
Canada
TheoConBrio
Junior Member
Posts: 1101
(11/30/05 2:25 pm)
Reply Re: Death of a Can Opener
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That makes me really sad.
Umm, hey guys, what happens to the can openers when they die? Do they go to can opener heaven? What's it like? Do they still have to open cans? And what about the cans? Are they mad at the can openers for opening them? Where do they go? Guys?
nathan
owned and operated by
theo (morgan's theo con brio, CGC)
sitali
Junior Member
Posts: 3244
(11/30/05 2:41 pm)
Reply
ezSupporter
Re: Death of a Can Opener
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Quote:
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Umm, hey guys, what happens to the can openers when they die? Do they go to can opener heaven? What's it like? Do they still have to open cans? And what about the cans? Are they mad at the can openers for opening them? Where do they go? Guys?
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If it's been a really good can opener, it will come back as an electric model.
OtisLab
Junior Member
Posts: 4658
(11/30/05 2:43 pm)
Reply | Edit
Re: Death of a Can Opener
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You guys are too funny.
-Melissa-
dweck
Junior Member
Posts: 7360
(11/30/05 2:44 pm)
Reply
ezSupporter
Re: Death of a Can Opener
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They go to the Canbow Bridge where the grass is green and the sky is blue and every can has a pop-top opener, and they live in bliss until their owners arrive and they cross into heaven together.
DAN, WESLEY, SU & 3 DWECKETTES: SEPenna.
TheoConBrio
Junior Member
Posts: 1104
(11/30/05 3:00 pm)
Reply Re: Death of a Can Opener
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Quote:
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They go to the Canbow Bridge where the grass is green and the sky is blue and every can has a pop-top opener, and they live in bliss until their owners arrive and they cross into heaven together.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
All of the cans with torn-off tops are whole again, and the can openers with rust and dulled edges and weird crusty stuff in there are restored to their original shininess and sharpness, just as we remember them in dreams of days and times gone by.
The cans and can openers are happy and content, except for one small thing--they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.
They all roll around and open and close, and play together, but the day comes when one stops and stands up on its little metal arms. Suddenly its gears begin spinning at an alarming rate, and it walks, awkwardly but determinedly, toward you, not unlike those hammers in The Wall, but I digress.
You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion. Your hands again caress the beloved gears and sharp teeth of your beloved can opener, and you and you friend open a bigass can of peas, never again to be parted.
nathan
owned and operated by
theo (morgan's theo con brio, CGC)
