Our DD with the Cockapoo is driving my DW nuts. DD has always been Miss neat and polite. Never used foul language, didn't like conversations on body excrements, or anything else. She is now over at the house quite often. I will take the dogs out before we eat dinner, and then the conversation starts.I agree with everyone else, it'll pass. My sister's dog ate an OB tampon once (not used!) ... we had to make sure she drank lots of water and had to give her a oil. It passed just fine. The vet was semi-worried about it and gave us a limited time to be sure it passed, because tampons swell so much.
On another note, I never dreamt I'd be a member of a forum where it'd be okay to talk about dog poop! LOL My aunt used to think it was hilarious that my family would let everyone else know what business which dog did, but then she got a dog and suddenly found her conversations leaning towards dog business as well. LOL