Miz Jess, as youshal I is late wif da burfday greetins. :
I hopes you had a wunnerfulestest burfday an I hopes SUMONE wenned to da store to get sumfin dat is sootable for our fren LilJake to eat asides a meezley xtra carrit. Ifn you get my drif heer. Not dat an xtra carrit idnt a wunnerful ting..... but onna BURFDAY!?!? ???