Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit a minitt mom. Here I's Emma. I'll tell you boat da burfday, 'K?! Furst we took a looooooong walk. Den mom got looooots ob pressens. I got xited. 'Cos pressens should be for me. So I got dissapointed when mom said it was hers. I got upset ans put my head inna mommys lap wifh da goggly eyes ans laid onna flor whens she oppen up da pressens. Ans dat worked. Mommy felt sowwy for me, ans granny felt sowwy for me. so I got money from bofh ob dem so I ans mommy went to da petstore ans bought 4(!) piggy ears ans one big bisscit. I carried da bag all da way home. It was a grejt burfhday, eben if it was mommys burfday.