Handy quiz helps determine if you are possessed

3215 Views 30 Replies 16 Participants Last post by Denny, Mar 21, 2009

theoconbrio

Discussion Starter · Mar 20, 2009

http://www.demontest.com/

You'll be happy to know that although I'm an atheist who dabbles in nontheistic religion and enjoys occasional activity that is illegal in many states, I am at low risk for demon possession.

Save

1 - 20 of 31 Posts

Garth

· #2 · Mar 20, 2009

I don't need a test to see if I'm possessed. I already know I am!.

Save

theoconbrio

Discussion Starter · #3 · Mar 20, 2009

Nice try, scaredy-cat. You can't HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Save

Belles mom

· #4 · Mar 20, 2009

Your test score is 28
You are at moderate risk for demonic oppression/possession.

Save

dweck

· #5 · Mar 20, 2009

I am at a severe risk for possession by a demon known as pecan pie.

Save

theoconbrio

Discussion Starter · #6 · Mar 20, 2009

Belles mom said:
Your test score is 28
You are at moderate risk for demonic oppression/possession.

I could get that score down to 27 for you. Just send me a check for $500, and I'll send you my proven anti-demonic-oppression/possession kit. And if you act now, I'll throw in a commemorative plate!

Save

Golfgirlrobin

· #7 · Mar 20, 2009

I'm a 6 - Low Risk.

I liked the last question about whether I am significantly hindered in prayer, worship, bible reading or church attendance. I don't even know what that means. I don't do much of it but I don't really consider that a hindrance; I consider it conflicting with my Sunday tee-time.

Save

theoconbrio

Discussion Starter · #8 · Mar 20, 2009

Golfgirlrobin said:
I'm a 6 - Low Risk.

I liked the last question about whether I am significantly hindered in prayer, worship, bible reading or church attendance. I don't even know what that means. I don't do much of it but I don't really consider that a hindrance; I consider it conflicting with my Sunday tee-time.

Your score just went up to 104.

Save

Labmom2Sun

· #9 · Mar 20, 2009

I haven't been feeling myself lately, but couldn't put my finger on the cause. Thanks, Nathan.

Save

Garth

· #10 · Mar 20, 2009

theoconbrio said:
Nice try, scaredy-cat. You can't HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Do you want me to post a pic of my scalp with 666 tattooed into it?

Save

fanny&eddiesmom

· #11 · Mar 20, 2009

I'm a 3. My demon was (is) menopausal moodswings....................

Save

MidwestGirl

· #12 · Mar 20, 2009

If I told you I would have to kill you or spew pea soup

Save

Jinx

· #13 · Mar 20, 2009

Your test score is 13

You are at low risk for demonic oppression/possession.

Save

theoconbrio

Discussion Starter · #14 · Mar 20, 2009

liar

Save

Jinx

· #15 · Mar 20, 2009

theoconbrio said:
liar

moi?

Save

dweck

· #16 · Mar 20, 2009

<<surreptitiously covers the horns in head>>

Save

Bob Pr.

· #17 · Mar 20, 2009

I got a "1" -- low risk.

I don't believe in demons -- except the internal kind -- but most of the items on this test are valid factors in developing those and leading to severe impairment in social relationships and personal peace.

See less See more

Save

BucksMom

· #18 · Mar 20, 2009

Bob Pr. said:
I got a "1" -- low risk.

I don't believe in demons -- except the internal kind -- but most of the items on this test are valid factors in developing those and leading to severe impairment in social relationships and personal peace.

I scored a 1 too Bob, but i got scared and ran out of the thread

Save

bearsdad

· #19 · Mar 20, 2009

What's the high score ....

Save

dweck

· #20 · Mar 20, 2009

Bob Pr. said:
I don't believe in demons

killjoy

Save

1 - 20 of 31 Posts

This is an older thread, you may not receive a response, and could be reviving an old thread. Please consider creating a new thread.

Top Contributors this Month