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She went to the grocery store today. After she left, Apeman went to sit in his car with his little brown bag (which is supposed to be disguising a bottle of liquid stupidity) and something to smoke, probably not a cigarette.
Mrs. Apeman got home, got out of the car and carried two bags of groceries into the apartment. Her four year old was inside by himself. At this point Apeman is standing just outside his car. She returned to get another bag of groceries out of her car, yelled something at him and then CLOCKED Apeman in the head with the bag of canned goods and he fell into the flower planter. The mailman had just arrived and he pulled Apeman out, whereupon Apeman staggered a few paces then went indoors.
Oh yeah... We forgot to call the police about witnessing physical abuse upon a fellow human being.
Mrs. Apeman got home, got out of the car and carried two bags of groceries into the apartment. Her four year old was inside by himself. At this point Apeman is standing just outside his car. She returned to get another bag of groceries out of her car, yelled something at him and then CLOCKED Apeman in the head with the bag of canned goods and he fell into the flower planter. The mailman had just arrived and he pulled Apeman out, whereupon Apeman staggered a few paces then went indoors.
Oh yeah... We forgot to call the police about witnessing physical abuse upon a fellow human being.