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I walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes, Sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
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'There's something wrong with my ****', I replied.

The Receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded Waiting Room and say things like that.'

'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you'.

The Receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is
something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

I replied, 'Then you shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'

I walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'

'There's something wrong with my ear'.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,'.
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If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum.
 
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