A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and then asks to see her ticket. She tells the blonde that she paid for an economy class ticket and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who belongs in economy and she won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for the economy seat she will have to leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have security waiting when they land. The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry." She gets up and goes back to her seat in the economy section of the plane. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask the pilot what he said to make the blonde move with a fuss.
"I told her that first class isn't going to Toronto."