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The stupid emails people send me. :rolleyes:

Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her,
'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth.
'It's called sexual intercourse , darling..'

Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,

'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse ...

It's called Bunk Beds ...

And Jimmy's mum wants to talk to you!'
 

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Garth, everyone knows that Grandpa's know far more than Grandma's.:D

 

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you guys are delusional, but that's ok. males usually are delusional. ;)
 

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you guys are delusional, but that's ok. males usually are delusional. ;)

Nope, just some of them, but I avoid them like the plague.;)
 

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well i must know ALL of them. am i lucky or what?
I'd say unlucky.;)
I make sure they don't end up on my Christmas card list either.
 

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I did not take a position, and won't on anything to do with human male/female traits. That is one thing that I have learned after 63 years in this world and 41 years of marriage to the same woman.
 

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OMG ... I nearly lost my mouthful of coffee on my keyboard! LOL
 

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I did not take a position, and won't on anything to do with human male/female traits. That is one thing that I have learned after 63 years in this world and 41 years of marriage to the same woman.
Nuther one wimped out, "here hold my purse.":D
 
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