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... and I use the term 'sleep' with great sarcasm. As Dan and anyone else who has been through this torture process can attest, about the last thing you can do is sleep!
They hook wires to nearly every part of your body, put a band around your belly, another one under your nose, attach you to a computer, turn on an infra-red camera so someone can watch your every snort, burp, jerk, twitch, and scratch, then tell you to go to sleep! :yawn: Yeahh, riiight!
Oh well, maybe this time they will give me a Bi-PAP machine and a mask I can actually wear, instead of a C-PAP and an octopus that sits on my face and wraps its tentacles around my head!
They hook wires to nearly every part of your body, put a band around your belly, another one under your nose, attach you to a computer, turn on an infra-red camera so someone can watch your every snort, burp, jerk, twitch, and scratch, then tell you to go to sleep! :yawn: Yeahh, riiight!
Oh well, maybe this time they will give me a Bi-PAP machine and a mask I can actually wear, instead of a C-PAP and an octopus that sits on my face and wraps its tentacles around my head!
