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Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, "I've always thought I am the strongest man in the world but how can I be sure?"

Angelina Jolie agreed. "I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all but sometimes I wonder."

Brad Pitt said,"I'm pretty sure I'm the sexist man alive but I've never had it confirmed."

They all decided that to find out if their beliefs were all true was to go and ask the famed "mirror,mirror on the wall", to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.

They agreed to meet for lunch the next day to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile,"Well true, the mirror told me I am the strongest man in the world."

Brad Pitt perked up and said," And I know for sure I am the sexist man alive!"

But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad gorgeous face and said," Who the hell is "MidwestGirl?"


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