Had to LOL about an e-mail from our obed instructor yesterday.
She's a full-time school teacher. And on Fri, we (her advanced classes) are travelling to her school to be part of her Dogs and Friends Day. There are various presentations going on, and the kids will be able to get up close and personal w/our fuzzies. Demos. Reading program. Etc. etc.
So she gives us a set of instructions about good behavior, etc: If you need to discipline your dog, be discreet, please. No undue corrections -- take it outside if you really need to. Clean up all 'packages' your dog leaves on property. Dress appropriately, etc. etc.
And this kicker: REMEMBER, PLEASE, We're in an elementary school. So those of you with girls, for this one day, in deference to our audiences, let's call them //female dogs// and not bitches!!!
She's a full-time school teacher. And on Fri, we (her advanced classes) are travelling to her school to be part of her Dogs and Friends Day. There are various presentations going on, and the kids will be able to get up close and personal w/our fuzzies. Demos. Reading program. Etc. etc.
So she gives us a set of instructions about good behavior, etc: If you need to discipline your dog, be discreet, please. No undue corrections -- take it outside if you really need to. Clean up all 'packages' your dog leaves on property. Dress appropriately, etc. etc.
And this kicker: REMEMBER, PLEASE, We're in an elementary school. So those of you with girls, for this one day, in deference to our audiences, let's call them //female dogs// and not bitches!!!