I showed this to Jes just to demonstrate not all dogs have to eat first before anything else in the morning.Theo's twitter feed:
7:30 OMG I just peed!
7:33 OMG breakfast was awesome!
8:10 OMG Best walk ever i found a donut on the street LOL!!!!
8:11 OMG I love my stuffy gorilla!!!!!
Etc. Not a fascinating read, I would suspect.