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I'm already hyperventilating. The spermies are supposed to be delivered by 10:30 tomorrow morning.
 

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Didn't you hear?
Homeland Security has held all FedEx packages until further notice.
Seems one of the trucks hit a rather large pot hole in the road and a package on board began oozing a sticky substance. Homeland Security was brought in and all packages are being x-rayed and held until further notice.


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Don't even joke. I still haven't recovered from the shipment they lost back in 2001. I already have high blood pressure and if they lose this one I may have a stroke (literally).
 

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well...... I suppose I'll let you hyperventilate....but please, please, please

DO NOT HOLD YOUR BREATH !! ;D
 

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Prayers for a timely FedEx delivery.

Good thoughts for the procedure too.
 

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FedEx sucks!!!!! I can't stress this enough....S.U.C.K.S!!!!

I had two packages to be delivered by CrapEx today. One of them made, one of them didn't. The tracking on the one that didn't indicated the driver could not find the address. But he DID find the address to deliver the other package that FedEx themselves ADMITS WAS ON THE SAME TRUCK!!

My bet is that he delivered the first box then forgot about the second one. Upon realizing his mistake, I'm thinking he just reported he couldn't find the address to avoid having to go back.

What an idiot :-X
 

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Prayers for the FedEx package of spermies :)

Just remember Laura, it's UPS we don't like.
 

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Dear God:
We have all heard about Your wrath. However, if anything goes wrong with Laura's FedEx shipment You're going to look like a rank amateur and she wouldn't like to upstage you, I'm sure. Please make the shipment happen or we will all convert to Buddhism.
Amen
 

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C'mon, spermies! Go, go, go! Swim faster!

Erm...I mean, go FED EX. Get there on time. Do your thing later, spermies.
 

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Paddysmom said:
Dear God:
We have all heard about Your wrath. However, if anything goes wrong with Laura's FedEx shipment You're going to look like a rank amateur and she wouldn't like to upstage you, I'm sure. Please make the shipment happen or we will all convert to Buddhism.
Amen
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yes I'm tracking the shipment online though it hasn't moved yet.
 

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Gracious god of the spermies, please cast your favor upon those who are to be inseminated and those who still wait for their insemination packages. Please watch over the spermies, and guide them safely to their journey's end.
 

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is there a website that i can order some sperm from? DH is never in the mood and i'm not getting any younger for wanting to mother children. i could go for a handsome italian soccer player.

hope you get your shipment in time.
 

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Fingers crossed! Will be find out tomorrow who the spermies came from?

Missing you, my friend.
Huckle 1/9/1992 - 4/25/2006
 
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