I'm already hyperventilating. The spermies are supposed to be delivered by 10:30 tomorrow morning.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Paddysmom said:Dear God:
We have all heard about Your wrath. However, if anything goes wrong with Laura's FedEx shipment You're going to look like a rank amateur and she wouldn't like to upstage you, I'm sure. Please make the shipment happen or we will all convert to Buddhism.