FedEx prayers please
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Didn't you hear?
Homeland Security has held all FedEx packages until further notice.
Seems one of the trucks hit a rather large pot hole in the road and a package on board began oozing a sticky substance. Homeland Security was brought in and all packages are being x-rayed and held until further notice.
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Homeland Security has held all FedEx packages until further notice.
Seems one of the trucks hit a rather large pot hole in the road and a package on board began oozing a sticky substance. Homeland Security was brought in and all packages are being x-rayed and held until further notice.
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well...... I suppose I'll let you hyperventilate....but please, please, please
DO NOT HOLD YOUR BREATH !! ;D
DO NOT HOLD YOUR BREATH !! ;D
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FedEx sucks!!!!! I can't stress this enough....S.U.C.K.S!!!!
I had two packages to be delivered by CrapEx today. One of them made, one of them didn't. The tracking on the one that didn't indicated the driver could not find the address. But he DID find the address to deliver the other package that FedEx themselves ADMITS WAS ON THE SAME TRUCK!!
My bet is that he delivered the first box then forgot about the second one. Upon realizing his mistake, I'm thinking he just reported he couldn't find the address to avoid having to go back.
What an idiot :-X
I had two packages to be delivered by CrapEx today. One of them made, one of them didn't. The tracking on the one that didn't indicated the driver could not find the address. But he DID find the address to deliver the other package that FedEx themselves ADMITS WAS ON THE SAME TRUCK!!
My bet is that he delivered the first box then forgot about the second one. Upon realizing his mistake, I'm thinking he just reported he couldn't find the address to avoid having to go back.
What an idiot :-X
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A poor Fed Ex guy was killed around here last week...ran off the road :-[
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*closing eyes tight and crossing fingers* Good thoughts/prayers sent.
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Prayers for the FedEx package of spermies 
Just remember Laura, it's UPS we don't like.
Just remember Laura, it's UPS we don't like.
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Dear God:
We have all heard about Your wrath. However, if anything goes wrong with Laura's FedEx shipment You're going to look like a rank amateur and she wouldn't like to upstage you, I'm sure. Please make the shipment happen or we will all convert to Buddhism.
Amen
We have all heard about Your wrath. However, if anything goes wrong with Laura's FedEx shipment You're going to look like a rank amateur and she wouldn't like to upstage you, I'm sure. Please make the shipment happen or we will all convert to Buddhism.
Amen
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·I'm praying for the fedex God too. I love looking at your puppies.
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C'mon, spermies! Go, go, go! Swim faster!
Erm...I mean, go FED EX. Get there on time. Do your thing later, spermies.
Erm...I mean, go FED EX. Get there on time. Do your thing later, spermies.
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Gracious god of the spermies, please cast your favor upon those who are to be inseminated and those who still wait for their insemination packages. Please watch over the spermies, and guide them safely to their journey's end.
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