Nathan's good, too. If I ever get elected JL King again (Pah - fat chance!), my decree is going to be for an all-Haiku day. All postings need to be 5 x 7 x 5 syllables.
Writing a haiku
About haiku, taxes brains
How very meta!
I love haiku. I saved some of you all's haikus about Angus' tick on his _ick.
Several years ago I was on a committee to improve company morale. No wonder morale sucks now...I'm no longer on the committee. ANYWAY...one of the things I did was hold a poetry contest for Valentine's day. People sent poems, and every hour I would email one to the staff on V-Day. There were some **** funny submissions, but I saved the best for the last. Here is my firm's winning haiku, from V-Day 2001:
My sweet Valentine,
She loves me, she loves me not;
She's a blow-up doll.
Maybe this is only funny if you know the guy who wrote it...
Connie - I Love that kind of corporate fun. When I was a director of corp comm for an insurance company (the best job, bar none, that I ever had -- and it was eliminated), our Veep would let us do fun stuff like that all the time. Photo contest, trivia, all kinds of morale-building activities.
The dungeon I'm presently working couldn't build morale with a hodful of bricks and a blueprint.....
A soul-sucking firm
Treats employees like chattle
I need a new job!
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