[TangerineFizz]

Meat Scientist.

Senior Meat Scientist at that.

I can see it now at a party (where cold cuts and lots of meat are served):

Hi! I'm Karina.

Hi! I'm Bob. Soooo, what do you do?

Well Bob, I'm a Senior Meat Scientist.


I think I may have found a new calling. Meat scientist!! Rawr!!

 

[Rushpuppy]

Great title!!! It's kinda weird tho, makes me wonder about meat...

 

[Wendy]

Oh that is a good title!!! How fun would that be??? I can hear it now!!!

Bob: So what does a meat scientist do?

Karina: Well I do studies with meat, like how does temperature affect meat, or how does handling affect meat.

Bob: You know I have a question about my meat, would you take a look

Karina: Absolutely Bob, it's all in the name of science!!!

When he pulls down his pants, Karina punches him in the throat.

 

[dweck]

Can you imagine a little tot looking up at Mom and, in doe-eyed innocence, proclaiming: "When I grow up I wanna be a Senior Meat Scientist!"

 

[kiddsmom]

Oh that is a good title!!! How fun would that be??? I can hear it now!!!

Bob: So what does a meat scientist do?

Karina: Well I do studies with meat, like how does temperature affect meat, or how does handling affect meat.

Bob: You know I have a question about my meat, would you take a look

Karina: Absolutely Bob, it's all in the name of science!!!

When he pulls down his pants, Karina punches him in the throat.

 

[Retriever Mama]

OMG. You have to have business cards made up!! You can give them out at parties!

 

[TangerineFizz]

Oh that is a good title!!! How fun would that be??? I can hear it now!!!

Bob: So what does a meat scientist do?

Karina: Well I do studies with meat, like how does temperature affect meat, or how does handling affect meat.

Bob: You know I have a question about my meat, would you take a look

Karina: Absolutely Bob, it's all in the name of science!!!

When he pulls down his pants, Karina punches him in the throat.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! Love it Wendy! You are on a roll this week I swear!!

 

[amazongold]

Oh that is a good title!!! How fun would that be??? I can hear it now!!!

Bob: So what does a meat scientist do?

Karina: Well I do studies with meat, like how does temperature affect meat, or how does handling affect meat.

Bob: You know I have a question about my meat, would you take a look

Karina: Absolutely Bob, it's all in the name of science!!!

When he pulls down his pants, Karina punches him in the throat.

BWAHAAAHAAA

 

[TangerineFizz]

OMG. You have to have business cards made up!! You can give them out at parties!

Seriously, I'm tempted.

Sofa King Cool.

I've been wandering around the off this aft just casually interjecting "meat scientist" into random conversations. I think it's my new favourite occupation.

Now to find a job as one!

 

[CoCosMom]

I'd like to be the Director of Meat Science.... You need to set your sights higher Karina!

 

[CJs Mom]

Oh that is a good title!!! How fun would that be??? I can hear it now!!!

Bob: So what does a meat scientist do?

Karina: Well I do studies with meat, like how does temperature affect meat, or how does handling affect meat.

Bob: You know I have a question about my meat, would you take a look

Karina: Absolutely Bob, it's all in the name of science!!!

When he pulls down his pants, Karina punches him in the throat.

Haaaaaaahahahhahaaa too funny!!

 

[RangerMom]

Hmmm. I'm actually a Senior Process Scientist in real life, so all I have to do is pencil in "Meat" on some of my business cards.

 

[sarah]

Hmmm. I'm actually a Senior Process Scientist in real life, so all I have to do is pencil in "Meat" on some of my business cards.

lol!!!!

 

[TangerineFizz]

Hmmm. I'm actually a Senior Process Scientist in real life, so all I have to do is pencil in "Meat" on some of my business cards.

No wonder I like you!!

 

[Jinx]

what kind of training and experience does one need to become a senior meat scientist?

 

[Wendy]

what kind of training and experience does one need to become a senior meat scientist?

You need to have tasted meat, worked with meat, and to be a senior you must have worked with a variety of meat, not just one.

 

[Di]

You need to have tasted meat, worked with meat, and to be a senior you must have worked with a variety of meat, not just one.

I'm pretty sure no one on JL would "meat" these qualifications!