Well, before that happens let me just tell you what happened the last time I did experiments with insects.
It was probably 1979, a long summer day, in the days when you were expected to get outside and entertain yourself unless it was meal time or bed time or lightning. Rain with no lightning still required outdoor entertainment.

So I was the kind of kid that watched Nova, because they had
awesome stuff on that show and we only got like 5 channels, and I woke up at the crack of dawn everyday. One day on Nova I saw a man that froze bees and cut their stingers off so they could be used in movies. I, of course, HAD to try this. ;D My Dad came home from work to find me sobbing on the back porch, surrounded by what had to be dozens of decapitated bees.

Yes, it's true. I was the Hitler of the bees. I still get an awful feeling when I think of how happy they were, buzzing around the flowers on a beautiful summer afternoon, only to have their life cut short by my medical experimentation. *sighs*
Please Shanna, please, don't ask me to do anything that will haunt me! ;D