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Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New
York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they
concurred on almost all counts.

The results:
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send YOU a drink..................

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings
with friends.

Drink : White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually,
she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an
easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk.. And naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.



PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!


THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always,
very simple and clear cut:


Domestic Beer:

He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image
to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn't give a darn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He's gay and eats cupcakes while watching oprah.
 
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Beer (Bud Light only please), or if I'm really serious Beam and Coke.

That's probably a fairly accurate account for NYC. Be interesting to see if it applies for the rest of the country...
 
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Hhhhmmmm

I'm not sure where I fit in. Of course I only drink once in a blue moon. But my taste ranges from:

Wine Coolers - Bloody Marys - Goldschlager - Tequila

I honestly hate the taste of alcohol. So I pretty much have to kill off my tastebuds before I really get going.

OOHHHH, and a camp favorite.....Rum-a-lade ;D
 

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Mine depends on the day. I suppose.

Normally a Margarita will suffice. Other days a glass of wine will do. I am definitely not the White Zin category that they say. I just know what wines I like as a drinking wine, not a food wine.
 
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Beer drinker here. Definately low maintenance so I agree with that. Also, I love to shoot pool. I suck at it, but love it nonetheless.
 

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BoatDog said:
Colin - what can I say - I know what I want!
I'm sure you do Stacey ;D ;D

Jinx said:
Mixed drink tastes and a beer personality here.
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.

Drink mixed
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky

High maintenance or low maintenance ?

You can't have both but yu can have the drinks LOL :-\
 

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I like mixed drinks, but I have a beer personality. So that would be low maintenance.
 

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Now can we guess at people's tastes?

Drink : White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually,
she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an
easy target.
This is very true! :D

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk.. And naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Now who could this be? <whistling innocently>
 

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Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk.. And naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Now who could this be? <whistling innocently>
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;D ;D ;D ;D
I can only guess, but my guess will be along wit Nate's
 
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