[Lab Dad]

My cast itches!

 

[MidwestGirl]

that would stink!!!

 

[azooinaz]

Oh no..... Think of something else!

*Scratches Andy's scalp and ears vigorously*

Is that better?

 

[theoconbrio]

that would stink!!!

Not yet, but just wait a few days.

Distract yourself, Andy! Do NOT stick a chain of unraveled paper clips down there, or whack it repeatedly on the side of the kitchen table. It will only end in tears.

 

[amazongold]

Have a couple of beers, you'll forget about the itch.

 

[CJs Mom]

Whatever you do, do not unwind a wire coat hanger and use that. Sure it works great.... until blood is drawn.

 

[Bob Pr.]

Whatever you do, do not unwind a wire coat hanger and use that. Sure it works great.... until blood is drawn.

Been there, done that.

You're right -- (except the itch within a plaster cast sometimes over-rides the risk).