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I was getting a dinner roast ready to cook and Alexa was standing in a chair looking over the counter to me at the stove.

Alexa: Mommy.... you're careful when yer cooking.... right?

Me: *focused on the skillet* Uhhhh huhhhhhhh....

Alexa: *sad face* .... cuz everytime you catch on fire, I cry.

DOH!
 

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MidwestGirl said:
LOL...so how many times have you been on fire? :p
WELL.... I don't know. The visual in my head is pretty funny though.
 

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MidwestGirl said:
;D

For some reason I can't see your avatar..just the red X..hmmm ???
I have had to remove all my pix. Little problem with a little stalker.
 

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Ever wonder what stories she goes to school and tells?
I always wonder how my kids versions of household events sound to their teachers. :eek:
In fact sometimes when crazy stuff happens I catch myself telling them, "Now this is something that does NOT need to be told at school". ;D
 

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IzzyLucyWillie said:
Ever wonder what stories she goes to school and tells?
I always wonder how my kids versions of household events sound to their teachers. :eek:
In fact sometimes when crazy stuff happens I catch myself telling them, "Now this is something that does NOT need to be told at school". ;D
Savannah is BAD about doing that sort of thing. We had told Savannah that we don't like going to church because we don't like some of the things that churches teach. We stay clear of church... organized religion. Savannah told the neighbors that her mom and dad said that churches are bad.

:eek: ARGHHH! THAT was NOT what we meant.
 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OHMIGOSH that's funny. DD said to me yesterday; "Boy, having babies makes your butt really FAT!" :-[ I was in the fridge at the time too, but boy did that motivate me to go out and power-walk with Mickey. When I asked her about it later, she simple said that my butt wasn't so large until I had the boys. Duh Mommy! ::)

We went out to help Mommy pick an outfit for the get-together on Easter, and in the dressing room I asked her if she thought Daddy would like the outfit I was trying. She said "He's going to like it so much he's gonna CRACK his pants!!" The fittingroom had one other lady in it, and she wasn't even trying to stifle her laughter. I guess I say "crap my pants/crap his pants/crap their pants" quite a bit.

I cringe when I think about the stuff that she says at school.
 
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