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An eighty year old woman was having her physical exam. At the end of the exam her doctor told her she was in great shape and then asked her if she still had intercourse.
She told the doctor to wait a second. She opened the door to the waiting area and hollered out "Homer, do we still have intercourse?"
To which Homer hollered back "NO, I've told you a thousand times we have Blue Cross."
 

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Similar to the 3 hard of hearing men sitting near each other while riding a train in England.

As the train is pulling into a station, one asks, "Is this Wembley?"

A second says, "No, it's Thursday."

To which a third says, "So am I, let's all get off and have a drink."

 

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LOL at both!! :D
 
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