[MidwestGirl]

Answer them with truth:

What color are your socks?


Do you have hair?


Do you worry about the size of your belly?


Whats your favorite magazine?


What's your Favorite aftershave?

Small or large wallet?


In your wallet, what are your must haves?


Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable?


Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a girl?


What's your favorite color?


Do you consider yourself manly?


Heels or Flats?


Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?



Would you leave the house without deodorant on?


Lowes or Home Depot?


Do you consider making out "unladylike"?

On the scale of 1-10 how fun is shopping?


Are you spoiled?


Do you think lip gloss is the best?


Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?


How long does it take you to get ready in the morning before work/school?


Do you like airhead girls?


Do you often wish there was something you could change about yourself?


Gold or silver?


Do you dress up for the holidays?


Do you like to wear shorts?


Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?


On a scale of 1-10 how much do girls confuse you?


In the past 24 hours have you hung out with a girl?

 

[imported_bearsdad]

What color are your socks? White amd grey


Do you have hair? - no I shave


Do you worry about the size of your belly? Uh Huh


Whats your favorite magazine? This old house


What's your Favorite aftershave? Obsession

Small or large wallet? small


In your wallet, what are your must haves?
DL, AmEX, Cheque card

Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable? Nope


Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a girl? Yeah right


What's your favorite color? Blue


Do you consider yourself manly? Yep


Heels or Flats? flat


Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? nope - but might eek out a tear during a sad animal has to leave human type movie



Would you leave the house without deodorant on? depends what time of year


Lowes or Home Depot? Depot


Do you consider making out "unladylike"? Huh

On the scale of 1-10 how fun is shopping? Depends what store I'm in


Are you spoiled? nope


Do you think lip gloss is the best? Huh


Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show? a little


How long does it take you to get ready in the morning before work/school? 10 minutes


Do you like airhead girls? I think I may have married one


Do you often wish there was something you could change about yourself? yes


Gold or silver? platinum


Do you dress up for the holidays? nope


Do you like to wear shorts? yep


Do you write a lot of mushy love poems? nope


On a scale of 1-10 how much do girls confuse you? 5


In the past 24 hours have you hung out with a girl? yep

 

[SeamusMcGillicuddy]

Black
yes
I'm not sure 'worry' is the word I'd use...how about 'depressed about'
Golf
Don't use one
small
money, DL, debit card, insurance card, emergency contacts
no
not in at least a dozen years...sorry Connie
blue
absolutely
flats for men, heels are for women
sure...does that mean I'm not manly?
not usually
Usually HD, but Lowe's is directly across the street so...both
hell no
zero
don't know...ask Connie
for what?
yes, but thank goodness for DVR
maybe 10 minutes
only on tv, not in real life
not really
brushed nickel, so silver
no more than usual for work
I once had some kids laugh at my skinny legs, so I usually avoid it
never
confuse? no confound, definitely
I'm married, 'nough said


that was fun!

 

[imported_Jimbo]

What color are your socks?
I'm wearing Croc's

Do you have hair?
Not much because I just got a buzz cut.

Do you worry about the size of your belly?
Yes which is why I workout 5 days a week

Whats your favorite magazine?
Shutterbug

What's your Favorite aftershave?
Polo Ralph Lauren Black - My wife's choice

Small or large wallet?
Small

In your wallet, what are your must haves?
A pic of my wife, my license and debit card

Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable?
Heck no

Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a girl?
I'm married...

What's your favorite color?
Dark gray

Do you consider yourself manly?
Yes even though I'm wearing Croc's...

Heels or Flats?
Huh?

Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
Not in public

Would you leave the house without deodorant on?
No

Lowes or Home Depot?
Home Depot

Do you consider making out "unladylike"?
No but only if it's in private

On the scale of 1-10 how fun is shopping?
1 - I hate shopping!!!

Are you spoiled?
No

Do you think lip gloss is the best?
Don't care

Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
Only during football season

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning before work/school?
15 minutes - I iron my clothes at night

Do you like airhead girls?
Most of them get on my nerves but if they have big boobs, then I don't care

Do you often wish there was something you could change about yourself?
No

Gold or silver?
Don't care

Do you dress up for the holidays?
Yes

Do you like to wear shorts?
Yes

Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?
Hell no!!!!

On a scale of 1-10 how much do girls confuse you?
20

In the past 24 hours have you hung out with a girl?
My wife

 

[theoconbrio]

What color are your socks? black

Do you have hair? yes

Do you worry about the size of your belly? yes

Whats your favorite magazine? New Yorker

What's your Favorite aftershave? water

Small or large wallet? too large; hurts my ass

In your wallet, what are your must haves? cash, DL, credit card, pet-store frequent-buyer cards, bus pass, Y pass, work ID, insurance cards, pictures of pets

Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable? no

Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a girl? never

What's your favorite color? huh?

Do you consider yourself manly? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no

Heels or Flats? stiletto golf shoes

Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? sure; who hasn't cried during "Herbie, the Love Bug"?

Would you leave the house without deodorant on? not intentionally, although it happens frequently

Lowes or Home Depot? mom-'n'-pop hardware store if possible; otherwise Lowe's

Do you consider making out "unladylike"? what?

On the scale of 1-10 how fun is shopping? clothes = 0; electronics = 11

Are you spoiled? yes

Do you think lip gloss is the best? depends where it is, and how it got there

Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show? no

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning before work/school? about 15 minutes

Do you like airhead girls? no

Do you often wish there was something you could change about yourself? oh, yes.

Gold or silver? what?

Do you dress up for the holidays? no

Do you like to wear shorts? I'm wearing them now. Under my pants.

Do you write a lot of mushy love poems? no

On a scale of 1-10 how much do girls confuse you? "Girls"? What, am I 12?

In the past 24 hours have you hung out with a girl? My cat is a girl; does she count?

 

[Serg4u]

Answer them with truth:

What color are your socks?
white


Do you have hair?
Yes...


Do you worry about the size of your belly?
I didn't, but now that you ask why are you asking me? am I too big?

Whats your favorite magazine?
Maxim when I get it


What's your Favorite aftershave?
Don't like to use

Small or large wallet?
I see what this is about....you just want to know how much money I have huh?....well theres only one way to find out!


In your wallet, what are your must haves?
see above!


Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable?
never

Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a girl?
no, but the max would have to be 2 hrs to recheck everything 10 times.


What's your favorite color?
blue


Do you consider yourself manly?
if 10 was manly I would put myself at 8

Heels or Flats?
I'm not a trany :

Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
no


Would you leave the house without deodorant on?
I have, and boy did I regret it


Lowes or Home Depot?
Lowes

Do you consider making out "unladylike"?
Hell no!

On the scale of 1-10 how fun is shopping?
Maybe I'm a rear guy around here, but I really like shopping....put me in at #9


Are you spoiled?
I wish I was

Do you think lip gloss is the best?
Its hott!

Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
yes for the first 10secs then life goes on

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning before work/school?
30-45Min's

Do you like airhead girls?
mmmmm the blonder the better!

Do you often wish there was something you could change about yourself?
Just get to the POINT! what don't you like about me?

Gold or silver?
bling, bling! silver

Do you dress up for the holidays?
Always

Do you like to wear shorts?
you just want to see my sexy manly legs don't you? will yes I do like wearing shorts

Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?
whats a poem?

On a scale of 1-10 how much do girls confuse you?
I would say 1-10 sounds about right

In the past 24 hours have you hung out with a girl?
Does the net count?

 

[jzgrlduff]

You guys are funny!! Bumping for more.

This had me laughing out loud Nathan :
Heels or Flats? stiletto golf shoes ;D ;D

 

[MidwestGirl]

Yes they are funny!!! ;D

 

[Labs4life]

What color are your socks? Black


Do you have hair? Buzz cut. Unless your talking nose and ear hair,then it's braided


Do you worry about the size of your belly? Yes


Whats your favorite magazine? New Yorker,National Review


What's your Favorite aftershave? I don't have one.

Small or large wallet? Small ID holder and money clip


In your wallet, what are your must haves? Amex,Drivers ID, Debit card


Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable? Absolutely not.That would be silly.


Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a girl? Other than braiding nose hair,no.


What's your favorite color? Maroon, or merlot


Do you consider yourself manly? Yesssth!


Heels or Flats? On a woman, heels.


Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? No, but sometimes **** gets in my eyes.



Would you leave the house without deodorant on? No


Lowes or Home Depot? Neither, they both suck.


Do you consider making out "unladylike"?

On the scale of 1-10 how fun is shopping? -18


Are you spoiled? No, I'm fortunate.


Do you think lip gloss is the best? For quieting squeaky cabinet hinges ,you bet!


Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show? I have no favorite show.


How long does it take you to get ready in the morning before work/school? 20 minutes


Do you like airhead girls? Yes, especially when they float away.


Do you often wish there was something you could change about yourself? Often wish? No. That would be obsessing.


Gold or silver? To wear no preference. To own in a financial portfolio,platinum.


Do you dress up for the holidays? Yes.


Do you like to wear shorts? Yes, for the whole 6 weeks of CNY summers.


Do you write a lot of mushy love poems? Yes, If "Honey, you're oil change is overdue" is a poem


On a scale of 1-10 how much do girls confuse you? They don't confuse me. I gave up trying to figure them out.


In the past 24 hours have you hung out with a girl? You betcha!

 

[Chester B. Dickens]

Answer them with truth:

What color are your socks?
Black for dress shoes; white for sneeks; none for sandals.

Do you have hair?
Umm.. yes. Less and less upstairs. More and more in weirdo spots like my ears.

Do you worry about the size of your belly?
Yes. I've been self-conscious about my bay window since I inherited it at age 13.

Whats your favorite magazine?
TV Guide

What's your Favorite aftershave?
Canoe. It's the only smelly-good stuff I use.

Small or large wallet?
Not sure I understand the question. Most men's wallets are a fairly standard size. Unless you're talking about those large billfolds that appear in foreign movies, used by James Bond et.al. But to carry them, you'd need a murse, which ain't happening. So I'll say small.

In your wallet, what are your must haves?
License, Cred cards, Donor Card, Ins card, photos. And the bills must all be facing the same direction, uncreased, and separated by denomination, starting with the 1s and ending with the 20s. All a carryover from my paperboy days.

Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable?
Not really. Although I can no longer get my wedding ring off because of snugness, it's not uncomfortable.

Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a girl?
"I feel pretty.. . Oh so pretty..." No. At most, I'll throw something on, and then, when SU sees it and asks, "You're not wearing that are you?" I'll laugh self-depricatingly and say, "Oh, of course not!" and go change.

What's your favorite color?
Green

Do you consider yourself manly?
I stink at athletics. I know more about classical music than I do about ice hocky. I do watch the Phila Eagles on TV, but that's it for sports. Beer makes me too farty; my drink of choice is really iced tea, or, if I'm into having alcohol, a gin-n-tonic in summers and a rusty nail in winters. I don't read GQ, but I don't read Guns n Ammo either. Love Julie Andrews. Hate NASCAR. Emilie DeRaven is a cutie. Brad Pitt does nothing for me. Draw your own conclusions.

Heels or Flats?
I have been called a heel before.....

Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
Only when I consider I've paid $35 in tickets to be bored silly.

Would you leave the house without deodorant on?
Purposefully, no. Accidently, well, almost, but I've been saved by that move of unbuttoning one or two buttons, scrunching up the tee, and trying to skootch some RightGard into the pits without fully undressing. It is only a mildly successful technique, btw.

Lowes or Home Depot?
Neither - I prefer the local True Value, where I can walk in and show the guy a gizzmatchie and say, "Give me five more of THESE."

Do you consider making out "unladylike"?
No.

On the scale of 1-10 how fun is shopping?
Depends on what we're shopping for. Convertible shopping is fun. Shoe shopping for the kids is not.

Are you spoiled?
<<checks freshness date on sole of foot; sees that it expired in 1993>> Yes.

Do you think lip gloss is the best?
No. Too slimey.

Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
Yes. VCR mis-fires usually get me grumbling

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning before work/school?
I can be ready in 10 minutes if I have to be and the bathroom's clear

Do you like airhead girls?
No

Do you often wish there was something you could change about yourself?
Yes. See beer belly comment above. I also sometimes wish I were more GODDAMNED PATIENT, CHEEZE!

Gold or silver?
Gold

Do you dress up for the holidays?
I wear a suit to church for every holiday involving church. And I'm usually there the better part of the morning. So when I get home, I'm usually sick of being in a suit and will therefore change into more comfortable clothes for when the family comes over for dinner. Unless you're talking about Halloween, in which case, I plead the Fifth on that french maid costume in my closet.

Do you like to wear shorts?
I do. I show off my gorgeous gams

Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?
Only about a very unusually talented man from Nantucket

On a scale of 1-10 how much do girls confuse you?
Women don't confuse me at all.

In the past 24 hours have you hung out with a girl?
Hung out as in went to the mall together and walked hand-in-hand and split an Orange Julius and an Annie's pretzel while gossiping about whether Jeff McClintock likes JoAnne Fletcher, who sits across from him in Algebra 2, being interrupted from that stimulating conversation by a cell call from Morgan Hopney.. "Way!" "No way!" "WAY!!" "NO WAY!!!!"

... no.

 

[jzgrlduff]

LOL Tom! ;D

 

[MidwestGirl]

Dan your answers are a riot!!! ;D

 

[jzgrlduff]

Dan, "bay window"? LOL! I've never heard that one! ;D
You always crack me up!

 

[Beaus Pete]

Answer them with truth:

What color are your socks? brown


Do you have hair? yes


Do you worry about the size of your belly? yes


Whats your favorite magazine? bicycling and just labs


What's your Favorite aftershave? afta

Small or large wallet? small


In your wallet, what are your must haves? id, credit card, pic of dogs and family


Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable? no


Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a girl? no


What's your favorite color? blue


Do you consider yourself manly? yes I do


Heels or Flats? flats


Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? yes



Would you leave the house without deodorant on? heck no I sweat liek a stuck pig


Lowes or Home Depot? Lowes


Do you consider making out "unladylike"? heck no

On the scale of 1-10 how fun is shopping? 5


Are you spoiled? no


Do you think lip gloss is the best? no


Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show? absolutely


How long does it take you to get ready in the morning before work/school? 30 mins.


Do you like airhead girls? no


Do you often wish there was something you could change about yourself? yes I wish I could weigh less and bike more


Gold or silver? gold


Do you dress up for the holidays? sometimes


Do you like to wear shorts? yes


Do you write a lot of mushy love poems? no sometimes when I want to get points


On a scale of 1-10 how much do girls confuse you? 7


In the past 24 hours have you hung out with a girl? yes

 

[LarrytheLab]

Answer them with truth:

What color are your socks?
Not wearing any

Do you have hair?
Yes

Do you worry about the size of your belly?
Yes

Whats your favorite magazine?


What's your Favorite aftershave?
Very Sexy for Men by Victoria's Secret

Small or large wallet?
Small

In your wallet, what are your must haves?
Credit/Debit Cards, Hunting License, ID

Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable?
No

Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a girl?
No

What's your favorite color?
Blue

Do you consider yourself manly?
Of course

Heels or Flats?
Heels

Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
Depends on if the hot girl dies


Would you leave the house without deodorant on?
Yep

Lowes or Home Depot?
Home Depot

Do you consider making out "unladylike"?
No

On the scale of 1-10 how fun is shopping?
Shopping for me - 10
Shopping for her - 3

Are you spoiled?
Far from it

Do you think lip gloss is the best?
No

Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show?
No

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning before work/school?
Depends - but usually about 30 minutes

Do you like airhead girls?
Hell no

Do you often wish there was something you could change about yourself?
No, not often

Gold or silver?
Silver

Do you dress up for the holidays?
Yeah

Do you like to wear shorts?
Very much

Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?
Um, no

On a scale of 1-10 how much do girls confuse you?
7.5

In the past 24 hours have you hung out with a girl?
Yeah

 

[Hunter]

Answer them with truth:

What color are your socks? Black


Do you have hair? Yes - full head


Do you worry about the size of your belly? Daily


Whats your favorite magazine? Family HandyMan, after that Penthouse Forums


What's your Favorite aftershave? Polo

Small or large wallet? Small


In your wallet, what are your must haves? Debit Card, DL, Cash


Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable? Nope, do not wear jewlery


Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a girl? HELL NO!


What's your favorite color? Blue


Do you consider yourself manly? I do not know, what makes a man manly - A big penis?


Heels or Flats? 6 inch heels on women, I prefer 4 inch heels for myself


Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? No, but I did during Old Yeller



Would you leave the house without deodorant on? Yep


Lowes or Home Depot? Menards then Lowes then HD


Do you consider making out "unladylike"? Nope

On the scale of 1-10 how fun is shopping? -590


Are you spoiled? Nope


Do you think lip gloss is the best? What is lip gloss?


Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show? Nope - Thank God for TIVO


How long does it take you to get ready in the morning before work/school? 15 min


Do you like airhead girls? As long as they have big boobs


Do you often wish there was something you could change about yourself? Yes


Gold or silver? Gold - worth more!


Do you dress up for the holidays? I clean my underwear - does that count


Do you like to wear shorts? No, issues with the moose knuckles


Do you write a lot of mushy love poems? God NO


On a scale of 1-10 how much do girls confuse you? +500


In the past 24 hours have you hung out with a girl? Unfortuntly yes - my wife!

 

[JeffG]

What color are your socks? Brown

Do you have hair? Yes

Do you worry about the size of your belly? Yep! After the wedding it seemed to grow.... ???

Whats your favorite magazine? Golf Digest, AOPA (Airplane owners and pilots association)

What's your Favorite aftershave? Don't use it much

Small or large wallet? Small

In your wallet, what are your must haves? Credit card, DL, spare key to car!, pilot certificates, medical...

Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable? nope

Did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a girl? negative!

What's your favorite color? Blue

Do you consider yourself manly? *Burps* YEAH *crushes beer can*

Heels or Flats? doesn't matter

Did you ever cry during a romantic movie? Nope, and I've had LOTS of opportunities :

Would you leave the house without deodorant on? Not intentionally

Lowes or Home Depot? Home depot...cause thats all we have here!

Do you consider making out "unladylike"? No

On the scale of 1-10 how fun is shopping? -500 to the 21st power

Are you spoiled? probably in some areas...

Do you think lip gloss is the best? yes

Do you freak out if you miss your favorite show? Nope, again thank God for Tivo

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning before work/school? 15 min

Do you like airhead girls? If they are deaf...maybe

Do you often wish there was something you could change about yourself? Yes

Gold or silver? silver

Do you dress up for the holidays? yes

Do you like to wear shorts? whenever I can

Do you write a lot of mushy love poems? umm..nope

On a scale of 1-10 how much do girls confuse you? 500 to the 21st power

In the past 24 hours have you hung out with a girl? Yep, live with one!