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I had one gumball, and popped it into my mouth. MMMM.... WHAT a tasty treat. That bag of ummy yummy gumballs is sitting in front of me. They are a little smaller than a ping pong ball. As if it were gummy worms or m&m's I grab another and shove it into my mouth. Suddenly, my mouth is overwhelmed in saliva. After a few chews, my jaw begin to cramp. My mouth is now hanging open with colors of red and blue dribbling out. WHAT DO I DO? With great tenacity, I force my mouth closed and push a few more chews. My delightful experience has turned against me and is now a battle of my own will. I CAN CHEW THIS... I CAN. I will make this all work in my mouth. I have seen Alexa do it... I CAN DO IT... I CAN.
THIS SUCKS!

Suddenly I realize, no one has seen me do this. No one will know I am a failure. I could just spit it out and no one will ever know that I couldn't do it.

*KERPLUNK* into the trash can.
 

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Charla said:
ack! gumballs at 7 am? How does that taste with your coffee?
I've been up since 4:30.

I'm gonna be in twubble.
 
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